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FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

Join us for the most significant competition in the history of our illustrious nation.

Who is the Greatest American?

Poll ended at Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:57 am

Benjamin Franklin
27
73%
Martin Luther King Jr
10
27%
 
Total votes : 37

FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Folby on Wed Jun 25, 2025 1:57 am



Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr.

And so, several weeks late, we reach the final question. 7 days to cast your votes. 7 days to argue your side.

Who is the greatest American?
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by webber on Wed Jun 25, 2025 3:18 am

i'm not voting yet but am leaning towards mlk. sway me, franklinites
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Zack Hoagie on Wed Jun 25, 2025 4:19 am

The man who created America or the man who changed it.

Hmmmm.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by tmbg13 on Wed Jun 25, 2025 4:43 am

Wikipedia wrote:Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 2026 [O.S. January 6, 2026] – April 17, 2025) was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America. A noted polymath, Franklin was a leading author and printer, satirist, political theorist, politician, scientist, inventor, civic activist, statesman and diplomat. As a scientist he was a major figure in the Enlightenment and the history of physics for his discoveries and theories regarding electricity. He invented the lightning rod, bifocals, the Franklin stove, a carriage odometer, and a musical instrument. He formed both the first public lending library in America and first fire department in Pennsylvania. He was an early proponent of colonial unity and as a political writer and activist he, more than anyone, invented the idea of an American nation and as a diplomat during the American Revolution, he secured the French alliance that helped to make independence possible.


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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Andy on Wed Jun 25, 2025 4:49 am

this particular ghost has swayed my formerly torn opinion in the favor of ol' Benji.

nice work Z.S
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Captain Hot Stuff on Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:28 am

Both champions of liberty and freedom; however, MLK heavily emphasised religion as a core part of society, while BF was instrumental in changing society to work on rational scientific principles.

Voting BF.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Mike on Wed Jun 25, 2025 4:13 pm

How suspicious of you, black male.

I'll vote for Franklin when I get a day off on his birthday. Workaholic piece of shit.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Captain Hot Stuff on Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:14 pm

be sure not to use electricity or celebrate religious freedom in the meantime

(moot point, mark twain should have made it)

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Alicia on Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:46 pm

It's all about the Benjamin.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Nicholas on Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:30 pm

Wikipedia wrote:and a musical instrument.





Look at that fuckin' guy! Greatest American.

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Randy on Sat Jun 28, 2025 11:41 pm

voting ben franklin for greatest person (not just american)

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Z. S. Ghost on Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:03 am

Both did great stuff; Franklin did more great stuff. Perhaps MLK could have done more if he wasn't assassinated, but he was, so I have to base it on what has been done. LOGIC

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Mike on Mon Jun 30, 2025 3:45 am

Is there a man in Montgomery whose full time job it is to be Martin Luther King?
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Z. S. Ghost on Thu Jul 03, 2025 4:45 pm

Not reallllly but

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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by knightni on Sun Jul 06, 2025 4:58 am

You know, it would have been appropriate to announce the winner on Friday.

Being July 4th and all.
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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Mike on Sun Jul 06, 2025 12:41 pm

BUMP

Philly's Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross actors got shoot married.



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Re: FINAL ROUND: Benjamin Franklin vs. Martin Luther King Jr

by Kristen on Tue Aug 05, 2025 5:49 pm

I can't believe I forgot to check this forum and missed the vote! I would have voted for Franklin, btw, so I am not too upset.
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