Progressive Boink

[A Link to the Matt]

gosh james, calm down, you sound like Ernest Hemmingway

[Casey]

gosh james, calm down, you sound like Charles Dikkens

[Kristen]

james, i was just making fun of you. i wasn't trying to "counter your reasoning." see, there is a novel and movie by the name of gone with the wind in which a character named scarlett o'hara (a southerner) frequently says disparaging remarks about the yankees and president lincoln.

[James]

I am aware

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

gosh james, calm down, you sound like Elizabeth Taylor

[Nicholas]

what more do you want in a president? i don't understand what more you could ask for. part of the country he was in charge of decides to break off and fuck everything up and he fights to save the whole thing. it's like Parent Trap, where the CSA and the USA are the parents and Lincoln is Lohan.

[James]

wait what

[Randy Jones]

did oprah ever wear a tophat? ok, let's move on.

[James]

did she ever grow a neckbeard

[Randy Jones]

abe lincoln INVENTED the neckbeard, so obviously his contribution to the internet far outweighs having a million housewives read faulkner and not understand or appreciate it

[Casey]

gosh james calm down, you sound like abraham linkin

[James]

this union will not heal

[Alex]

Abraham Lincoln is my favorite historical professional wrestler.

[Dollo]

hey did you kiss that girl before she dumped you

Nope.

maybe if you had done some push-ups things would have turned out differently

[A Link to the Matt]

boy James, calm down. you sound like Linsey Lohawn

[James]

oprah wifey

[Illinois Smith]

I like how none of you actually counter my reasoning, instead resorting to eye-rolling and "heh its ol james givin us the business" to shrug me off.

I like how you assume people still bother to differentiate between Serious James and Just Arguing This Point Because It's Slightly Less Boring Than Staring At A Loading Screen James.

[Casey]

I'm not shrugging you off, James, I am genuinely amused by your behavior

[James]

I like how you assume people still bother to differentiate between Serious James and Just Arguing This Point Because It's Slightly Less Boring Than Staring At A Loading Screen James.

so what you think that just because i don't care means that you don't have to either

[Z.S. Ghost]

God, James, calm down. You sound like Hannah Montana.