Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

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Who is the greater American?

John Wayne
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Clint Eastwood
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Nicholas on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:50 am

i don't disagree, but in this instance i'll take the trailblazing gunblazer
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Shamrock on Wed Feb 13, 2025 6:54 am

Randy Jones wrote:the shootist and the quiet man are better than anything clint eastwood has ever done


Good/Bad/Ugly, Mystic River, Unforgiven.

Plus, according to wikipedia, he inspired the Gunslinger from Dark Tower, Master Chief and Boba Fett.

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Randy Jones on Wed Feb 13, 2025 8:49 am

unforgiven's really the only one in the same league as those two, though

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby emily on Wed Feb 13, 2025 2:43 pm

And Mystic River is AWWWWWWWWFUUUUUUULLLL.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Randy Jones on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:40 pm

it so is but the red sox won the world series so suddenly boston is the most awesome place in the world for a movie and all movies set there are instantly a billion percent better

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Dollo on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:49 pm

Both are indirectly responsible for people doing horrible impressions of them and their 'catchphrases'.

Modern day Clint Eastwood pisses me off with the collective directorial circle-jerk that occurs around him during award season. But on the other hand, I don't like me ANY John Wayne films.

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Bismark on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:53 pm

Randy Jones wrote:it so is but the red sox won the world series so suddenly boston is the most awesome place in the world for a movie and all movies set there are instantly a billion percent better


yes, thank goodness for the red sox so movies could start being made in boston for the first time
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby B on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:57 pm

Randy Jones wrote:the shootist and the quiet man are better than anything clint eastwood has ever done


holy shit, qfe

Shamrock wrote:he inspired Master Chief


Did Clint Eastwood play Samus at some point?
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Wed Feb 13, 2025 6:31 pm

My friend has the middle name Wayne as a tribute by his father to Mr. John Wayne.

And Good Ol' J. R. loves John Wayne, so, I dunno. John Wayne.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Kristen on Wed Feb 13, 2025 8:24 pm

Didn't John Wayne get people black-listed? Voted for Clint.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Justin on Thu Feb 14, 2025 12:06 am

James wrote:I guess the reason I would say that I like Clint Eastwood better is that he holds up a lot better. John Wayne was tough and John Wayne was strong and John Wayne would beat you up to save some dame or whatever but he almost always did the right thing fairly straightforwardly (definitions of "the right thing" may vary but it is probably the one that involves shooting people). By the time Clint Eastwood rolled around, people'd realized that "character who always does right thing" is pretty boring, so Clint made his fame off of being a morally questionable squinty-eyed badass. I tend to think that gives him a lot more character than a guy who is basically a conduit for DO THE RIGHT THING.

clint eastwood would feed his baby formula.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Jon on Thu Feb 14, 2025 12:20 am

Eastwood. This is an easier vote than Lincoln-Oprah.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby James on Thu Feb 14, 2025 12:33 am

Justin wrote:clint eastwood would feed his baby formula.

he'd also give him a cigar to chomp on and mess up his eyes so he's got a permanent squint at 2 months
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Kristen on Thu Feb 14, 2025 1:29 am

I am a little bit surprised that so many people would vote for a self-described white supremacist.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Randy Jones on Thu Feb 14, 2025 1:51 am

Bismark wrote:
Randy Jones wrote:it so is but the red sox won the world series so suddenly boston is the most awesome place in the world for a movie and all movies set there are instantly a billion percent better


yes, thank goodness for the red sox so movies could start being made in boston for the first time


after the sox victory movies made and set in boston are critical darlings, regardless of how terrible they may be (mystic river)

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Nicholas on Thu Feb 14, 2025 1:57 am

Mystic River was made in 2003.
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Alan on Thu Feb 14, 2025 1:59 am

Kristen wrote:I am a little bit surprised that so many people would vote for a self-described white supremacist.


at least he's honest about it
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby AudeSapere on Thu Feb 14, 2025 3:19 am

John Wayne was targeted for assassination by Joseph Stalin

I might not vote for him, but that's pretty bad-ass. And pretty American.

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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby B on Thu Feb 14, 2025 5:00 am

I like how Kristen (or whoever) can find a problem with any American hero. You'd have to put, like, Danny Tanner in there for her to not find a problem with him. And then she'd just go "HE COULDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE MARRIAGE TO VICKY VOTED (whoever)"
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Re: Round 1: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Thu Feb 14, 2025 5:03 am

Kristen wrote:I am a little bit surprised that so many people would vote for a self-described white supremacist.


its time like this cultural relativism comes in handy
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