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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Hanstock on Wed Feb 13, 2025 3:17 am

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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 3:19 am

Whoa, sweet. I'm going to take Wes' suggestion and decrease the roster spots since there's more people now. When I figure out the points system, I'll edit that too. Anyone have any thoughts on it?
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Duzzy Funlop on Wed Feb 13, 2025 3:28 am

agh, sorry for not being on AIM. Your brother's points look really good to me, except there'd have to be some additions for the lesser-used stats. And I think batter K's and pitcher BB's should be 1 point, if not for proper values, for not dealing with half-points. Also, points for PG and NH and even shutouts are lame. Under that system, a perfect game would be worth a MINIMUM of 73 points. It doesn't work on levels, like getting a PG negates everything below it, it includes complete game, shutout, etc.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:08 am

Okay, so much editing! Here's what I have now:

R (-1)
1B (-1)
2B (-2)
3B (-3)
HR (-4)
RBI (-1)
SB (-2)
CS (3)
BB (-1)
K (1)
GIDP (3)
E (3)
CYC (-10)
SLAM (-5)

I'm pretty sure "errors" is defensively because it's right after assists and putouts. I know it's not batting, but I still like it there. Anyone disagree?

W (-5)
L (10)
SV (-2)
R (1)
HR (4)
BB (1)
HBP (5)
K (-1)
WP (5)
SB (2)
TB (1)
RL (5)
IRA (2)
BSV (10)

IRA = Inherited Runners Scored, btw. Which I think is hilarious.

Decreased roster to:

C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, OF, OF, OF, Util, SP, SP, SP, SP, SP, RP, RP, RP, P, BN, BN, BN, DL, DL

Let me know how you guys like that so far and I'll continue to edit.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Duzzy Funlop on Wed Feb 13, 2025 4:43 am

okay wow, this is a lot better but it STILL needs tweaking on account of the "worst" hitter of 2007 gets 11 points.

it's kind of lame but the obvious answer is, first, to double everything. then make ABs worth one point. add sac hits and sac flies and HBPs. keep inflating hitting or deflating pitching until they're at least in the same ballpark as each other. otherwise, whoever wins the league will be the person who can add/drop SPs the quickest.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 5:34 am

Help me out, tell me what you specifically want changed and to what numbers and I'll make it so if I agree. Thanks, dude.

I thought about sac hits and flies, but those are a neutral stat so I didn't know where to put them. AB & HBP = -1? That's a lot of points for AB's.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Wez on Wed Feb 13, 2025 6:58 am

Add/dropping SP won't entirely work since there is an inning cap.

I kind of see the idea behind adding AB. Basically right now it is already in reverse order of goodness we just need to somehow shift the whole scale back to the black. AB could help but it still won't get it to nearly the same scale as pitching and might also mess up the relationship between good and bad hitters. Regardless, maybe make AB +2 and IP -2? This isn't exactly sensible in determining horribleness, but might even things out. Basically it subtracts about 200 to 400 from pitchers and adds several hundred to batters. We can see how that looks and make more changes from there.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Duzzy Funlop on Wed Feb 13, 2025 7:07 am

Add +1 for AB. Double everything else. Add +2 for SH, SF, HBP. See how that works out and if pitching is still too high, subtract 1 point per IP.

Like you said, it's trial and error, but the "error" part doesn't have to go into the season. Points leagues can be tough to organize.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 7:30 am

Here's the categories, copy/pasting it substituted "=points" for everything I had checked off that we're counting:

Batters

Games Played
Games Started
At Bats=Points
Runs=Points
Hits=Points
Singles
Doubles
Triples
Home Runs=Points
Runs Batted In=Points
Sacrifice Hits=Points
Sacrifice Flys=Points
Stolen Bases=Points
Caught Stealing=Points
Walks=Points
Intentional Walks
Hit By Pitch=Points
Strikeouts=Points
Ground Into Double Play=Points
Total Bases=Points
Putouts
Assists
Errors=Points
Extra Base Hits
Net Stolen Bases
Hitting for the Cycle
Plate Appearances
Grand Slam Home Runs
Outfield Assists
Double Plays Turned
Catcher Interference

Pitchers

Pitching Appearances
Games Started
Innings Pitched=Points
Wins=Points
Losses=Points
Complete Games
Shutouts
Saves=Points
Outs
Hits=Points
Total Batters Faced
Runs=Points
Earned Runs
Home Runs=Points
Walks=Points
Intentional Walks
Hit Batters=Points
Strikeouts=Points
Wild Pitches=Points
Balks
Stolen Bases Allowed=Points
Batters Grounded Into Double Plays
Save Chances
Holds
Total Bases Allowed=Points
Pitch Count
Doubles Allowed
Triples Allowed
Relief Wins
Relief Losses
Pickoffs
Relief Appearances
Singles Allowed
No Hitters
Perfect Games
Inherited Runners Scored=Points
Quality Starts
Blown Saves=Points
Net Saves

You can only have 15 categories for each. I took out hitting for the cycle because if it happens more than twice this season then I'll be damned. I exchanged "singles, doubles, triples" to "total bases" because won't you get the same amount of points anyway? Right? I increased the "value" of a GIDP since it's the most unproductive thing you can do as a batter besides a triple play. I also took out grand slams because those numbers were redundant when counting HR, RBI, etc. So that's 15 for hitters and 15 for pitchers, I think.

So here's where we're at now:

Batters:

AB (1), R (-1), H (-1), HR (-4), RBI (-1), SH (2), SF (2), SB (-2), CS (5), BB (-1), HBP (2), K (4), GIDP (10), TB (-1), E (5)

Pitchers:

IP (-2), W (-5), L (10), SV (-2), H (-1), R (1), HR (4), BB (1), HBP (5), K (-1), WP (5), SB (2), TB (1), IRA (2), BSV (10

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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 6:15 pm

Hey guys, I’m capping this league with the teams it's got now. There’s already 15 people and I asked my brother and my friend if they wanted to play too. I doubt they will, but 15-17 is enough. Thanks to everyone who joined! :)
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby B on Wed Feb 13, 2025 6:46 pm

aw, I can't play?
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 7:14 pm

You're kidding right? I can't tell. There was an open invite all of yesterday/early this morning.

One of my r-life buddies that reads the Dugout even told me to "get B to join" and I told him I already posted it on here (and my LJ) and you didn't seem interested.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby B on Wed Feb 13, 2025 9:51 pm

I don't think "all of yesterday" is such a window to miss, is it? Just forget about it, I guess.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby beggar on Wed Feb 13, 2025 10:43 pm

You can have my spot if you would like, kind sir.
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Re: Bazbarro

Postby Alicia on Wed Feb 13, 2025 11:16 pm

No one is giving up their spots!

I just saw B posting in other threads in this forum and didn't see him mention any interest so I assumed he wasn't interested, sorry. I'm going to PM him the info. With my brother already signed up as the Sherminators, that'll give us 17 teams, and I still have to hear from my friend.
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