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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by Illinois Smith on Sun Mar 15, 2025 11:10 am

SPOILERS

VEIDT
At first we could only watch the past. Now we can reach out and touch it.

He steps over to the rifle, peers through the telescopic sight.

VEIDT
It ate up enough megawatts to light the eastern seaboard for a year and a half -- but last week I managed to open a dime-sized hole for almost three seconds.
(turning to face them)
In a minute I¹ll do it again. And if my aim is true, I¹ll put a bullet through Jon Osterman¹s heart . . . and Dr. Manhattan will never be born.

DREIBERG and RORSCHACH trade looks of disbelief.

RORSCHACH
. . . And they call me a fucking nut.


241. EXT. VORTEX EFFECT
DREIBERG, LAURIE and RORSCHACH spinning and tumbling through an
otherdimensional funhouse of sound and color. If space and time
could be compressed into a single extravagant E-ticket joyride, this
would be it. Their bodies contract and distend, warp and elongate;
their tortured mouths emit soundless shrieks; and then, before they
know it, they find themselves deposited --

242. EXT. NEW YORK STREET - NIGHT
-- smack in the middle of a busy intersection. The three of them
materialize from nowhere; a southbound VAN swerves to avoid them,
slamming into a row of parked cars, and a northbound TAXICAB does the
same, knocking over a fire hydrant.

LAURIE
Dan, is this -- is this New York??

DREIBERG
Those cars. What year is this??

LAURIE
Everything's changed --

It's a disorienting world they've landed in. In fact, it's
our world, our New York, and everything -- the cars,
the clothing, the very look of the city -- seems just a trifle out of
whack . . .

RORSCHACH
Hnrrrrr -- we never happened.


The funniest thing is imagining this guy called SAM HAMM furiously tapping away on his typewriter, ripping out the finished page, pumping his fist in the air triumphantly and shouting YESSSSS I NAILED IT!

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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by DGMacphee on Sun Mar 15, 2025 1:22 pm

After reading the Sam Hamm script, I'll now respond to Daniel's previous question...

Daniel wrote:besides money and spectacle, what's the point in making this into a movie (not that money/spectacle aren't reason enough, i suppose)? i haven't read the comic, so did the director have to make any real choices? because from what i can tell, from the dialogue to the shots themselves, it's all provided for him and he just had to shoot it. did snyder actually make any Art choices to strengthen/alter the theme/characters/etc?


... with: "No, and thank christ he didn't!"
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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by Andy on Sun Mar 15, 2025 3:39 pm

B wrote:some Watchmen trivia to make you appreciate the movie we have...

this plus the script seriously gave me a better appreciation of the movie we have. I knew it could have been bad but Lord Almighty, sending them through a time vortex a la Samurai Jack? Wy would you deviate so much from such great source material???
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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by B on Sun Mar 15, 2025 5:50 pm

Because that's how you get a movie made, usually. Galactus is a cloud of spores from outerspace because a giant guy in a pink and purple costume who devours worlds "wouldn't work," even though a nude silver man who flies on a surfboard does. It's the whim of the producer who has the script in his hand, and if you tell people something is true enough, they'll parrot it along with you, whether it's true or not.
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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by Hirsby on Sun Mar 15, 2025 6:20 pm

Dated reference, but it reminds me of Kevin Smith's immortal monologue about dealing with Jon Peters about a Superman script.

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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by Andy on Wed Mar 18, 2025 9:47 pm

B wrote:Because that's how you get a movie made, usually. Galactus is a cloud of spores from outerspace because a giant guy in a pink and purple costume who devours worlds "wouldn't work," even though a nude silver man who flies on a surfboard does. It's the whim of the producer who has the script in his hand, and if you tell people something is true enough, they'll parrot it along with you, whether it's true or not.

true!
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Re: movie watch: watchmen the movie

by tmbg13 on Sat Mar 21, 2025 2:36 am

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