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Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby Duzzy Funlop on Fri Jun 06, 2025 10:16 pm

UGGGGHH

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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby zack hoagie! on Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:13 pm

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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby B on Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:15 pm

Haha, it's okay. When I went into Barnes and Noble and saw the "Phat Phree" book I realized how low in prestige something that seems like an actual accomplishment can be.
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby normalman on Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:25 pm

What the

I don't

I don't understand.

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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby Kyle on Sat Jun 07, 2025 12:32 am

i'm gonna do everything in my power to get cast in the lead and then secretly play the whole thing ironically
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby tmbg13 on Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:26 am

nononononononononononononono god why
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby DGMacphee on Sat Jun 07, 2025 2:27 am

Tucker Max wrote:I felt like I was talking to guys who really cared about making the best movie possible, and who knew how to do exactly that.


"And if anyone is going to make the best movie possible about a drunk who eats sushi and vomits while wearing no pants or a douchebag who fucks his girlfriend in the ass while his friend secretly films it before everyone vomits, I'm glad it's them!"
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby Andy on Sat Jun 07, 2025 4:32 am

yeah, ignoring tucker max is working out for me, so long as this isnt a blockbuster of some kind (ahahahahahah) i'm gonna feel right at home continuing this tradition.
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby zack hoagie! on Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:17 am

Andy wrote:yeah, ignoring tucker max is working out for me, so long as this isnt a blockbuster of some kind (ahahahahahah) i'm gonna feel right at home continuing this tradition.


dane cook still pulls in all sorts of money, dude.
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby emily on Sun Jun 08, 2025 2:30 am

I would elect Dane Cook president of Earth before I paid money for a fucking Tucker Max movie.
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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby Herbert's Hoover on Sun Jun 08, 2025 7:35 am

Who the fuck is Tucker Max

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Re: Connor X is swinging into theaters

Postby Daniel on Sun Jun 08, 2025 7:45 am

Herbert's Hoover wrote:fuck is Tucker Max
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