Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

I just finished watching this movie... a little film called CLERKS. It's kind of underground. I doubt you've ever heard of it.

Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Bag of Magic Food on Mon Jan 14, 2026 5:21 pm

knightni wrote:I picked that because it was an early poster before they edited it.

Are you sure what you saw wasn't just a random reflection on that particular poster case?
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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby knightni on Mon Jan 14, 2026 5:37 pm

Yes.
Look at the youtube link.
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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Bag of Magic Food on Mon Jan 14, 2026 5:43 pm

Oh, you're finding stuff in the clouds. Well great, I'm really scared of Toothy Sockpuppet of the Sky.

Hey, did I ever mention that I found E.T. in the clouds?

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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Matt W on Mon Jan 14, 2026 6:02 pm

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From the always articulate Harry Knowles:
What is the monster? How do you describe something that doesn’t look like anything you’ve ever seen before? It’s not a fucking upright walking whale. It doesn’t look like any iteration of GODZILLA that we’ve ever seen. It is enormous. And even though I’ve seen it… I am hard-pressed to come up with a comparative creation. You know that big fucking thing in THE MIST? It isn’t that. Is the creature a biped? I’m not sure, I think it might’ve been a four-legged beastie… it has a tail, it has teeth and freaky eyes like that horse that died in ANIMAL HOUSE. It’s kinda of a grayish-yellowish-off-white looking thing. But more important than the creature is what this fucker does. He basically goes bug-nuts.


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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby B on Mon Jan 14, 2026 8:17 pm

spoilers

from harry knowles:

oh man the monster looked like something not sure what tho sry!

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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby webber on Mon Jan 14, 2026 8:29 pm

i'd watch this movie if the monster was a giant turtle

why dont they make monster movies starring giant ducks

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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Magnus J. Perriculum on Mon Jan 14, 2026 8:31 pm

spoilers

from Harry Knowles

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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby knightni on Tue Jan 15, 2026 5:05 am

Harry Knowles sounds like a porn name

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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Kristen on Tue Jan 15, 2026 5:37 am

I could just ask my step brother. He made the monster or whatever it is.
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Postby Daniel on Tue Jan 15, 2026 7:15 am

boast thread
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Re: Clovenfield Speculation Possible Spoilers Herein

Postby Casey on Tue Jan 15, 2026 7:24 am

lock thread, boast-boast

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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread

Postby knightni on Wed Jan 16, 2026 7:21 pm

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3389

New possible pic.
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Wed Jan 16, 2026 8:11 pm

fuck spoilers

i dont think any of us are too worried about spoiling the monsters appearance but I don't want to read the complete layout of the ending! Luckily stopped myself at the first sentence.
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread

Postby knightni on Wed Jan 16, 2026 8:39 pm

Meh.

I'm watching it anyway, no matter what.

I'm guessing that the first post below the pic of:

"THE COMPLETE PLOT AND ENDING TO CLO VER FIE LD:"

was hint enough not to read it.
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Wed Jan 16, 2026 10:40 pm

nope
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

Postby Alex on Thu Jan 17, 2026 4:46 am

Katherine Heigl and James Marsden end up getting married.

Katherine Heigl has 27 bridesmaids all wearing the dresses she had to wear at their weddings.

Also Katherine Hiegl has a crush on this one dude, but her sister is engaged to him, but Katherine Heigl ruins their wedding but it turns out that she doesn't really want to be with the dude and he and her sister end up reconnecting at the end.
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

Postby Magnus J. Perriculum on Thu Jan 17, 2026 6:58 am

The monster is James Marsden.
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Thu Jan 17, 2026 7:03 am

Alex wrote:Katherine Heigl and James Marsden end up getting married.

Katherine Heigl has 27 bridesmaids all wearing the dresses she had to wear at their weddings.

Also Katherine Hiegl has a crush on this one dude, but her sister is engaged to him, but Katherine Heigl ruins their wedding but it turns out that she doesn't really want to be with the dude and he and her sister end up reconnecting at the end.


YOU FUCKER

The DJ today was being ultra obnoxious laughing about nobody wanting to buy Heigl's wedding pictures, and then proceeded to let out the worst fake laugh ever after saying "if Clinton wins the presidency..."
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Re: Movie opening 1-18-08 Speculation Thread SPOILERS

Postby Casey on Thu Jan 17, 2026 7:03 am

The monster is the WGA

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