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[Rusty Cooledge]

Ugh yeah that was lame as fuck. HHH hinted at sleeping his way to the top LAFF

Kofi getting called out on his accent was mildly amusing, but for everyone of these is 10 examples of HHH trying to use breaking kayfabe for comedy and failing while just undermining, well, everything.

[AudeSapere]

Also bringing up Katie Vick INSIDER LAFFZ. The crowd barely reacted because 40% of the audience members were too young to remember that, and 50% of the rest of us have tried to forget it.

[AudeSapere]

okay, the technical difficulties picture of cole hugging hornswoggle was pretty funny

[Rusty Cooledge]

[AudeSapere]

hahaha awesome

also santino recalling "snoopy de dog" from a year and a half ago and deciding he wanted to make up with snoop was pretty great

[baollis]

Marking out for the one time every three or four years the wwe wheels out Jannety.

[AudeSapere]

Yeah, I wish he could keep his nose clean and stop getting DUIs and shit because every time they bring him back, he looks pretty good in the ring, and you could create a fun storyline wherein he tries to capture the IC or US or Tag Titles for one last shot at glory. Hell, once Triple H goes off to pursue Orton again or whatever, reform the Rockers. That flip bump off the Miz's clothesline was fucking sick.

[Just!n]

Michael Cole's head looks like a turnip from Mario Brothers 2.

Enjoy not trying to think about that every time his stupid face is on WWE TV.

[AudeSapere]

on the other hand, every time i pull out mario 2, i can enjoy thinking that i'm decapitating michael cole each time i pull up a turnip

[Patrick]

SMACKDOWN SPOILERS:

The SD team for Bragging Rights was replaced entirely. I can't imagine this was planned, and only stems from everyone getting absolutely buried on Raw.

[AudeSapere]

Yeah, I didn't read the spoiler, but Jericho showed up tonight and bantered with Regal about their suits and mentioned how much he'd rather have Kozlov and Jackson on his team instead of Cryme Tyme.

[Hirsby]

The only way this last-minute change can be explained is if the angle is that Jericho is just a horrible egomaniac of a team captain, and he overmanaged his team to defeat. The segment with Jericho praising Regal's guys made sense given that of course Jericho wouldn't like Cryme Tyme since their teams just had a tag title feud and CT are faces who wouldn't go along with Jericho's bullshit.

Otherwise, Escobar/McIntyre/Cryme Tyme/Ziggler were all just really buried for no reason. Ziggler especially, he's a future main eventer and should absolutely be on Team Smackdown.

In other news, get well soon J.R.

[A Link To The Matt]

So, Mcguinnes signed with TNA instead of WWE. Huh, interesting I guess.

[Illinois Smith]

WWE rejected him after they realized his biceps are held together with string & chewing gum.

[B]

His name in TNA is "Desmond Wolf," which sounds like it is straight out of furry fanfiction. It is from this movie.

I hope Dragon signs with TNA instead of WWE and makes his name "Eddie Valiant."

[Ed]

d'aww but I was gonna use that name if I ever became a wrestler

[Just!n]

TNA's habit of CONSTANTLY introducing new guys to the roster is I think my #1 reason for not watching. Like, every other week some new guy shows up at Impact and the announcers treat it like its the biggest goddamn deal. On top of that, Nigel's first match is in a street fight because his one-week heated rivalry with Kurt angle necessitates a hardcore match (the second one of the show.) They just cycle through new guys and don't bother pacing their feuds logically and ag0-daughq480gasdhga

[Rusty Cooledge]

I hope Dragon signs with TNA instead of WWE and makes his name "Eddie Valiant."

loooooooooooooooooooooool

i wasnt ever really a "fuck russo" internet guy, but fuck russo.