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[BeeJ]

Okay so let's do math

(Evan Bourne + John Morrison) x 20 minutes = wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[BeeJ]

Separate subject, so separate post. I found this on another forum:

I don't know how someone got a hold of this information, but they did, and they leaked it. Apparantly, it was someone in WWE who leaked the info, because someone said "CM Punk's also fully aware of who's responsible for it, and gave the guy a dirty look twice last night on RAW, hahaha"

THE LIST:

fogerty13 - CM Punk
coltclassic - "Classic" Colt Cabana
duhbombguy - Zack Ryder
freetarian - Val Venis
jclayfield - John "Bradshaw" Layfield
jj4jarrett - Jeff Jarrett
blondiy4942 - Kelly Kelly
aimxal - Layla El
kayfabe626 - Matt Striker
ecwpencil - Paul Heyman
doittheconway - Rob Conway
vdmge - Rob Van Dam
luchagal909 - Shelley Martinez
mrsheltybb - Shelton Benjamin
ceosteviecorp - Stevie Richards
sytchsunnywwf - Sunny
terrir8 - Terri Runnells
bball1533 - The Miz
grishdaddy1200 - Todd Grisham
shackdaddyv - Big Vito
entityspyfox - Super Dragon
mysushibaby - Becky Bayless
rainmtb - Payton Banks
laramarie427 - Lacey
allidanger - Allison Danger
roddybook - Rowdy Roddy Piper
dudester74 - Colin Olsen
jimmyfnjacobs - Jimmy Jacobs
quackpcw - Mike Quackenbush
lilsings - Lillian Garcia
misjillianh - Jillian Hall
skdrwfn - Mike "Nova" Bucci
jborash - Jeremy Borash
rott5150 - Homicide
victoriawebsite - Victoria
mjcmagnus - Muhammad Hassan
showbis - Kenny Dykstra
thenatural68 - Dolph Ziggler

Yahoo Messenger Names -

kedrew15 - Cherry
lenayada - Lena Yada

This is mostly hilarious because of some of the screennames these people have (regardless of whether this is true or not). Also, the idea of Jeff Jarrett even knowing what the Internet is seems suspect.

[Rusty Cooledge]

lmao, some of those are amazing. Fucking Miz has the most generic AIM of all time.

[AudeSapere]

Yeah, I sort of suspect forgery here, but has anyone actually tried the names? HAY GUYS WE COULD BE AIM BUDDIES WITH LILLIAN GARCIA

My favorites are Robert Conway marking out for himself, grishdaddy1200 hahahaha no one calls you that, and Super "entityspyfox" Dragon.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Rob Conway probably still thinks his "Con man that doesn't ever actually con anybody" character was awesome. He probably has a whole backstory to the character about how he makes thousands of dollars scamming people between shows.

[AudeSapere]

he will send you his "con man" fanfiction over AIM if you ask nicely

[BeeJ]

A few of them are currently online.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Surprised they haven't said fuck it and got new names yet. It's only a matter of time before the smarks bother the shit out of them, course in the case of a few they have nothing to worry about.

[BackLegFrontKick]

lmao, some of those are amazing. Fucking Miz has the most generic AIM of all time.

I can vouche that The Miz has had the same IM name since high school.

EDIT: I just realized this has no context on this forum. We graduated together and he was my government partner senior year. Fun Fact: He's deceptively book-smart!

[Robot Conspiracy]

lmao, some of those are amazing. Fucking Miz has the most generic AIM of all time.

Either him or Colin "dudester 74" Delaney.

[Whittle]

striker's is fantastic

and why do they have quack's on there

[A Link To The Matt]

Fun Fact: He's deceptively book-smart!

I've actually always thought him smarter than he looks. Oh and also fuck you because that rocks.

[BackLegFrontKick]

I remember in college when he was on Real World, I would talk about how he was this super-nice, really smart guy despite being popular, and how he always tried to be friends with everyone. (Which is what lead to so many people thinking he was annoying.) But he came across as such a dumb doofus on the show, I thought that when he went to college the frat he joined ate his brain or something. THEN, when he was on the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Real World was soooo far behind the other team, that it looked like there was no way to win, but the last challenge on the obstacle course was this absurd mindbending puzzle that the Road Rules team just could NOT figure out. Then Miz & company catch up to it, he looks at the thing for like two seconds and goes "I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS" and he directs traffice and they finish this thing that Road Rules had been spending what had to be a good hour on already in under two minutes and they win the whole thing. And editing seemed to completely gloss over this whole fact but it was nice to see and go "oh, you're still in there, buddy."

[BeeJ]

Then Miz & company catch up to it, he looks at the thing for like two seconds and goes "I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS" and he directs traffice and they finish this thing that Road Rules had been spending what had to be a good hour on already in under two minutes and they win the whole thing. And editing seemed to completely gloss over this whole fact but it was nice to see and go "oh, you're still in there, buddy."

I REMEMBER THAT! Man, I marked out when he pulled that off. Am I ashamed? A little.

[BeeJ]

Friends, I am stuck with a dilemma. The bar where I've tried seeing PPVs here in my new city just plain sucks, and I'm pretty sure they don't even like showing PPVs. Somehow they "forgot" to order No Way Out, and they don't serve food, and it's not even all that close, but all I have to go on for finding bars is what's listed on wwe.com as an official Blast Area. So what I'm getting at is I think from now on I'm going to actually Pay Per each View at home.

My question is, is it really worth spending 30-40 bucks most every month to see the kind of wrestling we get on the minor PPVs? This Sunday, for instance, seems to be in a dilemma zone where the show could potentially have a few pretty great matches. But if it turns out to be BORING/BORING/BORING/TRIPLE H RETAINS, then I won't be happy. On the other hand, seeing Jericho and Steamboat go at it again could be excellent.

Thoughts? Feelings?

[Just!n]

I just find free streams of the minor PPVs and for the bigger ones a few friends and I go in on beer and the show itself.

If you want a stream just shoot me an IM this Sunday once the PPV starts.

[Rusty Cooledge]

justin stickin his neck out for a fellow wrestlin bud

thumbin his nose at the fbi on a public forum

you had been being the man now dog

[Rusty Cooledge]

tna related but pffft like im gonna create a tna topic

"As far as the second World Champion TNA promised at Lockdown (besides Lashley), they did say they would begin to 'unlock the identity' of that person at last nights show. It looks like they were indeed teasing Taz. Before Samoa Joe came out to the Lockdown match, he was seen backstage speaking to someone getting what Mike Tenay called, last minute 'instructions' for the match. Joe hit the ring and nailed a series of various suplexes - most of them being the signature suplexes of former ECW World Champion Taz."

"Wow Taz, I should use strong moves? That is some fantastic advice!"

[Whittle]

i laughed so hard when lashley's name appeared on their associa-tron

[Rusty Cooledge]

Triple H gave me some great wrestling advice yesterday, he said I should "do a pedigree, it's pretty strong".