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[Rusty Cooledge v2]

my first created wrestler was rusty cooledge

actually thats a lie cause back then my handle was rusty vespucci

i dont know why i chose to name my handle after amerigo vespucci and then calvin coolidge i was 12 ok

[Illinois Smith]

"360 and on his back"

NO YOU FUCKING MORON IF HE HAD FLIPPED 360° HE'D BE STANDING ON HIS FEET

[Whittle]

lance storm writes about adamle. want to be enraged? read the last paragraph, especially the last 2 words.

http://www.stormwrestling.com/042808.html

[BeeJ]

oh man i am just like the angriest now, thanks whittle

[Justin]

Three minutes into tonight's show and we've already heard a "The ECW."

[SayWhatNow]

now Mike Adamle has a newer job!

It'd be pretty funny if he ducked out to go to the bathroom or something.

[BeeJ]

Was it SHOOT? Or was it WORK!?

[Matt W]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/articles/6940934/walkoff

Regal decreed both be executed

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

HEH, LOOKS LIKE RUSSO IS BACK GUYS DOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[Justin]

Smackdown Spoilerz:

This Friday on Smackdown the Undertaker is being stripped of his title due to the illegal application of the gogolplata. When reached for comment, every other heel authority figure ever just sort of hit their palms against their foreheads and uttered "DOYYYYY!"

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Man, is WWE in panic mode or something?

[Justin]

What, you mean awesome mode? Because that's what this week of TV has been for me.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Funny mode, no doubt. I just am surprised by the 3 consecutive shows of large scale swerves.

[Hanstock]

I think you are confusing "swerve" and "angle".

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

I guess so!

Way to make me look like an idiot in front of all my friends!

[Hanstock]

damn what happened to you rusty

you used to be bad

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

my spirit has been crushed by the wrestling commentators on progressiveboinkforums.com