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[Alex]

Black Reign's beatdown on Rhino was one of the more unintentionally funny and sad things I've seen lately.

Tonight's episode was incredibly Angle-light.

[B]

Honestly, it's Johnny the Bull in a Spider Muta fan mask. They should've jobbed him out three times in the last two weeks.

[Alex]

Eric Young getting busted wide open by a beer bottle is one of the grosser things I've seen lately.

[baollis]

Eric Young has my current favirote enterance in all of wrestling.

[Whittle]

[BeeJ]

[Illinois Smith]

Kong vs Gail Kim was a pretty rad match. I'd have liked to see a decisive finish but, well, it's TNA. As it is, what they did does a good job of further establishing Kong as the dominant monster that makes all the pretty girls shit their half-pants while keeping the title on the most competent one of them.

The Joe SHOOT~ promo actually had me thinking it was real for the first two minutes or so, then I remembered that this is exactly like all the other retarded Russo crap where everything is fake EXCEPT THIS RIGHT HERE that he's pulled so many times in WCW and his first stint in TNA. Maybe they'll bring back heel Schiavone as a manager if this actually leads to some kind of old vs new feud. What with the whole thing falling flat on its face I doubt it though.

Citing Angle as one of the old guys who don't give a shit was ... Interesting. Good one, Joe. We'll see how many 450° knee drops you pull off when your neck is held together with chewing gum and duct tape.

Crap, that whole last part wasn't very nice. I'll try again:

if you watch Schizopolis just before a TNA PPV your brain actually has a chance to get accustomed to the non-stop assault of random silliness and it makes the show much more enjoyable. And Don West actually makes me smile instead of cringe 1 out of every 10 times he opens his mouth or so.

SHE’S TRYING TO GIVE HIM A WEDGIE, THIS WHOLE THING HAS JUST TURNED NUTS!

[Folby]

holy shit you guys

[B]

[BeeJ]

http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/11/100/

Guys we should totally do this

[Matt W]

Is that Eva Angelina?