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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Illinois Smith on Mon Oct 22, 2025 10:15 am
The tournament is held in Switzerland and Austria next year. Italy has by far the most annoying fans (besides MAYBE Turkey, who aren't looking too good either) and there's also a shitload of Italians living here. When their team wins a game, they all like to honk their car horns simultaneously for 7 straight hours.
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Mon Oct 22, 2025 12:11 pm
Become an honourary Scot on November the 17th.
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by webber on Mon Oct 22, 2025 12:31 pm
Aren't Switzerland and Austria both crap at football? Did they just run out of other Euro countries to host it or something?
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Illinois Smith on Mon Oct 22, 2025 2:02 pm
I guess infrastructure and stuff like that also plays into the selection process ... But yeah, it's the 14th tournament and they're running out of places to hold it. This was like the third time we applied together to host something too, maybe they just got tired of us.
Switzerland isn't actually all that bad (they rank at 15 or so in the FIFA list) but Austria is somewhere in the 70s.
Switzerland isn't actually all that bad (they rank at 15 or so in the FIFA list) but Austria is somewhere in the 70s.
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Wed Nov 14, 2025 6:37 pm
Three more sleeps to go!
I'm like a wee boy waiting for Christmas.
Even if there's a real chance Santa will leave me fuck all.
I'm like a wee boy waiting for Christmas.
Even if there's a real chance Santa will leave me fuck all.
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Sat Nov 17, 2025 2:09 pm
Kick off at 5. Surely!
O flower of Scotland
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
O flower of Scotland
When will we see
Your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Illinois Smith on Sat Nov 17, 2025 2:27 pm
i believe in you terry!
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Sat Nov 17, 2025 9:02 pm
Do you know what, I could have taken it if we had been beaten fairly. Fuck Italy. 
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by webber on Sun Nov 18, 2025 9:22 am
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Sun Nov 18, 2025 11:52 am
We're in injury time and the score is 1-1. Alan Hutton has the ball just outside our box. An Italian runs in to him and bowls him over. The referee blows his whistle, free kick. To Italy. A nation erupts. Pirlo whips in the free kick, goal. We're out. The Italians, who cheated their way past Australia in the World Cup, have now cheated us out of a place in Euro 2008. Sick.
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Terry Cheesecake on Sun Nov 18, 2025 11:58 am
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Re: Who the fucking hell are you?
by Illinois Smith on Sun Nov 18, 2025 1:51 pm
Wow, that's one shitty ref call.
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