July 31: We updated!

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July 31: We updated!

Postby Mike on Tue Jul 31, 2025 3:20 pm

Fuck Jon and Justin for being talented and original.



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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby B on Tue Jul 31, 2025 3:36 pm

Did you own Anticipation? Fuck you.


Aw awwww :(

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby blacktoothgrin on Tue Jul 31, 2025 4:13 pm

I really enjoyed the Barry Bonds special, I don't think it would have been as good if he was LicenseToPills so good call on making it a non-Dugout piece.

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby the judo madonna on Tue Jul 31, 2025 6:27 pm

Very solid update all around.

I'm beginning to wonder where the ceiling is, they just keep getting better and better.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Five Tool Player on Tue Jul 31, 2025 10:25 pm

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby normalman on Wed Aug 01, 2025 3:06 pm

Just got done reading the Handi-Snacks article. Amazing. I'm so glad you guys are doing this stuff again.
EDIT - The Barry Bonds article = Genius

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Andy on Wed Aug 01, 2025 6:30 pm

Really exceptional update this week. Barry Bonds especially, is a pretty perfect work. Good jobs all around.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Matt W on Wed Aug 01, 2025 8:27 pm

Audibly cackled reading the Handi-Snacks saga no less than 5 times, getting some raised eyebrows from folks around me at work, but good God was it worth it. Justin, I could almost hear the Behind the Music -type narrarator, awesome stuff m'man.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Justin on Thu Aug 02, 2025 4:00 am

That is why you are my boy Matt W. Shoulda told your coworkers that Ziggy was having trouble with his fax machine or something.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Matt W on Thu Aug 02, 2025 1:29 pm

Hahaha "Here's a memo."
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Justin on Thu Aug 02, 2025 4:49 pm

So did just the six of you check our update this week or are we back to the pre-relaunch days of the updates being taken for granted already?
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Greg on Thu Aug 02, 2025 7:12 pm

Not a bad apple in the barrel. Mike's article is likely to get overlooked this week, so I feel I should point out the fact that it's pretty damn funny.

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Five Tool Player on Thu Aug 02, 2025 8:13 pm

I think overall it was a very solid week, and it reinforced my belief that this is the best fucking site on earth with 3 articles that are very different from each other but are peers in quality. Justin, I think pre-2007 I didn't appreciate you nearly enough, but the relaunch has remedied that. Not saying that your older stuff wasn't good, It's just that lately I've gone back through it and realized that I underestimated it before. God I hope this doesn't sound backhanded, because that's really not what I mean.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Maynard! on Thu Aug 02, 2025 8:17 pm

Really great stuff all around. Handi-Snacks was hilarious. Barry Bonds in Heaven, especially the part with Lip Pike, was great. I believe I speak for all owners of Anticipation when I say, "No, fuck you."

Just kidding about that last part. Anticipation blows even if I do own it.

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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby mreow on Fri Aug 03, 2025 1:21 pm

Justin wrote:So did just the six of you check our update this week or are we back to the pre-relaunch days of the updates being taken for granted already?

I tend to not comment if I don't have anything to say. Good job guys, not my thing this week but good job.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Casey on Fri Aug 03, 2025 3:30 pm

Justin wrote:So did just the six of you check our update this week or are we back to the pre-relaunch days of the updates being taken for granted already?


sorry justin I was in the hospital for a little while
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Jon on Fri Aug 03, 2025 5:14 pm

I'm glad you guys liked the update. When I decided to start writing for P-Boi again, I didn't think I'd be having so much fun. Feedback, be it positive or negative, makes it twice as good.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Hanstock on Fri Aug 03, 2025 5:22 pm

This week's update was so good in so many ways. I already gave you losers personalized props private-style, but this week was classic P-Boi, bringing the funny three ways: the classic, the inspired, and the poignant. All brilliantly done.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Justin on Sat Aug 04, 2025 1:33 am

Yeah that came off as pissy, but its just sort of discouraging when there's only like nine feedback replies since this is basically the only way to validate our time spent writing.
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Re: July 31: We updated!

Postby Daniel on Sat Aug 04, 2025 8:45 am

i liked justin's a lot. it reminded me of the silly noir type shit in that coen bro's book.

jon's cracked me up because dude could tell me i have cancer and i'd laugh.
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