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Feb. 21 Update

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Feb. 21 Update

Postby Mike on Fri Feb 22, 2025 12:42 am

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New short story by American Olive Gardener Bill Hanstock, plus a full archive of all yer favorite good times from Hangin' Out Gang.
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Andy on Fri Feb 22, 2025 1:28 am

Ahahahaha, Bill my good man, you've done it again! That was awesome, especially the final 1/3rd of it, I was cracking up. I think it was a bit shorter than usual, but then again there were pictures absent, and being a true story you obviously couldn't stretch it out without suffering from James Frey-ish complications, so I don't have too big a problem with it.

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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Illinois Smith on Fri Feb 22, 2025 11:00 am

kudos on making such good use of the best gif ever uploaded to the internet

the story was nice too

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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Justin on Fri Feb 22, 2025 4:52 pm

Bill, sharpening a large machete with an even larger machete is fucking hilarious no matter how many times I read it over in my head.
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Jon on Fri Feb 22, 2025 5:16 pm

That story is awesome. I knew nothing about Manny Fernandez going in, but it didn't really matter. My favorite line, other than possibly the machete remark:

He regarded us with a look of abject terror which I can only describe as “the monsters are about to steal my bindle.”
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Maynard, on Fri Feb 22, 2025 7:43 pm

Rereading through The Hangin' Out Gang is always a pleasure. It is one of my favorite sections of the site. I'm not sure I could explain why, but I really really love it. I guess it's nice to see something that accurately explains college life and isn't all about guys spending every day trying to get laid.
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Westby on Sun Feb 24, 2025 8:04 pm

Hey bill, I liked your story :) the transition of "sweet I'm going to see Manny Fernandez" into "shit, I think I might get murdered in here" was my favorite part about it.

And the Hangin' Out Gang makes me laugh out loud every time. "smooth moves, Rodney!". Smooth moves, indeed.

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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby erica on Mon Feb 25, 2025 6:29 pm

I should be: Puttin' "the pedal to the metal" an bookin' it to work so I don't get "the business" for runnin' late!
I am: Reading THOG an' drinkin' SUICIDE POP!
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Mon Feb 25, 2025 6:42 pm

Lovesed the story Bill. You get a hearty HEH (non-ironic) from yours truly!
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Re: Feb. 21 Update

Postby Matt W on Tue Feb 26, 2025 3:45 pm

Still laughing my ass off about "bonerpants, if you will" and I read it a week and a half ago.
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