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[Hanstock]

I know we're trying to leave the update threads in the hands of YOU, THE VIEWER, but I'm way too proud of this update not to start the ball rolling myself. Enjoy four new articles and four new 'Bugouts, you guys! ^_^

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[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Hahahaha, Fashion Bug was of course hilarious but my win of the week is Don Fucking Knotts.

Hilarious update d00dz

[Alex]

haha the google ads are the most unintentionally hilarious part.

[Spoodles]

THIS ISN'T EVEN ACCURATE

you have won my heart

[Cory/Corrinna]

It was pretty awesome reading the SGS updates, I think the Bugout was particularily hilarious.

I gotta admit it doesn't quite feel the same as reading your regular posts, but it's still a great read nonetheless. I got a laugh out of the Wishlist post and Hotties of the year the most, but I did wind up getting a little confused. See, I thought "Mike" was a dude at first!

[Maynard,]

Spoodles is completely accurate.

Stupid Girly Shit is quickly becoming one of my favorite parts of the site. I will be waiting for the next update like I wait for the next Jumping and Standing forum update. It is consistently hilarious. I don't find myself laughing in a "that was funny on the internet" way, but actually laughing really loudly.

[B]

The Bugout makes me continually question my integrity as a Make Baseball Players Curse At Each Other professional.

[Casey]

The Bugout was great and Mike's list of hot guys was amazing.

[emily]

Bill is responsible for 90% of the content this week, because its finals and I'm jobless and blah blah blah FARRRRRTTT I couldn't get my pieces finished.

Despite that, we're having a ton of fun with this stuff and are just tickled pink that y'all are enjoying it. We promise to keep doing it as long as we keep making each other laugh. And considering how loudly I snorted at the Andy Roddick picture, that shouldn't be a problem.

[Andy]

Good haul this time. I had a little trouble viewing some of the pictures in the Hottest Guys article but once I switched over to IE view (firefox addon chummps) it worked fine.

Anyway, I fucking love this subsection. I was just waiting for Blake to pull the ol' "I'm just comfortable in my sexuality you guys!" A classic. Oh and Mike (Squee Mike that is) is my new favorite "writer." Seriously, you guys just keep hitting the nail on the head with every fucking character in this subsection. Its really exceptional stuff. And the Bugout is, as expected, awesome.

HOW NOW WHY ALL THE SLANTED GRINS

DID TURKEY DAY NOT FIND YOU WITH A DRUMSTICK UPON WHICH TO SUP

hhhhhhhhhholy mother of God thats hilarious

[mreow]

Stupid Girly Shit is very funny and Blake cracks me up. Keep up the good work!

[Kristen]

I think I dated Blake in high school. I've BEEN hearting Andy Roddick so back off!