Rusty Cooledge v2 wrote:I was always a huge fan of Mortal Kombat music,
Justin wrote:It is a belt. Not the Eliminator. Viper and Gemini are not waiting behind the zipper to push you away from the crotch.
Blake wrote:That's the type of husband I would want to be! Except I hope my wife is not in a wheelchair.
Justin wrote:shit, if that's how these things work, i'm 130 and am the fucking authority on the spanish-american war.
Hanstock wrote:Oh God if his finisher is called "Down the Hatch" I am buying his T-shirt.
webber wrote:dogshit covered in jizz tastes more like dogshit than a sandwich covered in jizz tastes like a sandwich
unclephilsmovie wrote: One time I wanted to watch Jungle 2 Jungle (the Tim Allen movie)
Illinois Smith wrote:I don't quite remember who on here told me that Hot Rod was awesome but I'd like to sincerely thank that person because otherwise I'd never have watched it. I haven't laughed this much during a comedy for a long, long time.
Justin wrote:It is a belt. Not the Eliminator. Viper and Gemini are not waiting behind the zipper to push you away from the crotch.
Randy Jones wrote:i have since printed your post and like to sigh at it wistfully
Illinois Smith wrote:I don't quite remember who on here told me that Hot Rod was awesome but I'd like to sincerely thank that person because otherwise I'd never have watched it. I haven't laughed this much during a comedy for a long, long time.
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