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[baollis]

My point,which I was vague on is:i have heard women mention wanting to have a runners body as to use to get fellas.whilst a women can have any body for any reason, having said body for said reason doesnt make sense.

[K-Funk All-Star]

So my kid said just about the funniest thing ever the other night:

"Mommy, I'm done. Done playing, and making jokes, and watching Veggie Tales. I'm tired."

[AudeSapere]

search his/her room for tiny beers and used needles and perhaps camus novels

[K-Funk All-Star]

None of that stuff, but I did find a handful of Goldfish crackers and a pair of shoes I thought I'd lost months ago

[AudeSapere]

goldfish crackers are a gateway snack, keep an eye out

[K-Funk All-Star]

The kid just peed in her potty seat. I'm glad she did it there finally, and not on my floor or my leather couch. Now I just have to get her to do that a million more times.

[baollis]

Paul mccartney seems like the happyest guy.

[K-Funk All-Star]

Allyson has discovered My Little Pony. She thinks the pony is actually mine. Like if she's asking me if she can watch it, she asks for "Your Little Pony." When she asks Ben she asks for "Mommy's Little Pony."

NOT MY PONY

[A Link To The Matt]

The kid just peed in her potty seat. I'm glad she did it there finally, and not on my floor or my leather couch. Now I just have to get her to do that a million more times.

That one is easy, its the second part that is really hard. I don't know what connects a toddlers mind to Sitting in shit = good thing, but its a pretty hard habit to break.

[baollis]

Lil wayne seems like the rapper most likely to sample the muppet show theme.

[baollis]

A random stereotype:black women love adele

[B]

most women love Adele, and like Norah Jones they will not give a shit about her when that feeling wanes and Adele's got nothing but what she does right now

[Andy]

i just heard this adele person for the first time and i thought she sounded pretty great.

that's.... unfortunately all i have to contribute at this time.

[baollis]

During my nervous breakdown the other week, i ended up crying whilst listening to adele in a comic book store parking lot.i am pathetic sometimes.

[B]

i just heard this adele person for the first time and i thought she sounded pretty great.

The problem is that that one kind of great is the only possible way she sounds, kinda like Darius Rucker, where if you like that one song that's awesome, because that's every song

Best Adele song is a remix

[Rusty Cooledge]

^ Hear hear, just found that last week finally even though I listen to XX all the time.

Comments on that video are infuriating though. Insert debate about the lowest common denominator not understanding things that are really good here.

[Rusty Cooledge]

I may as well throw in that I'm immune to the incredible effects of Adele or something because, I dunno. She's very talented and a great singer, but I just don't... care I guess? Whatever, it's music on the radio.

There is startling parallel here between this and my attitude towards specific hot celebrity women. Must investigate further.

[baollis]

I Left the biggest tip i ever plan to leave this evening.

[baollis]

The waitresses in hickory nc are the best waitresses ever

[K-Funk All-Star]

I am a lady, and so far I am impervious to Adele's charms. She's... okay. Not great.