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[David]

Just realized that (other than man, and idk spiders?) there are no predatory animals where I live.

Any animal that hunts animals would be a predator. So a lot of birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, etc. count as predators.

[phil5329]

That's true. Let me rephrase: If I were a chicken, I wouldn't be afraid to run around in the wild here.

[baollis]

yo gabba gabba has a twitter feed, no one let me know this.

[K-Funk All-Star]

We tried to get the kid to watch Yo Gabba Gabba once. She was indifferent.

Sesame Street has a Twitter feed too, if that's more your speed.

[tmbg13]

My favorite thing about the Sesame Street twitter is when whoever's doing the tweeting does it in character. Like "Grover: Bought a toothbrush today. In case I ever grow teeth. One must be prepared!"

[B]

I don't like people who think "karma" means if you do something bad, something bad will happen to you.

[Rusty Cooledge]

whats karma

i mean if thats not it then please take it up with my name is earl perpetuating the myth

[K-Funk All-Star]

One of the last things you want to hear one of your neighbors say to the guy just moving in:

"Yeah, the guy that used to live there had water snakes. They gave 'em to us, but they got out a week or so ago. Haven't been able to find 'em!"

Now taking donations for the Buy K-Funk All-Star a House Fund.

[Natasha]

did he happen to say this on april 1st

[baollis]

peeps flavoured popcorn is way better than it has any right to being...

[K-Funk All-Star]

Nope, it was March 31.

I spent a good chunk of my evenings this weekend watching my DVDs of The State. I would say I thought about 99% of the sketches I thought were funny back when they originally aired were still funny. (I really didn't like The Adventures of Young God this time around, not sure why).

[Illinois Smith]

alvin and the chipmunks will soon be used as a torturing device in a prison camp near you!

[baollis]

you know what I enjoy? the abundance of johhny cash music in commercials

[baollis]

evidentally my dream girl is hey what whould happen if buddy holy and scarrlett johanson fucked and then I met their daughter 19 years later

[Alex]

the candy good and plenty should only be called plenty...

It should change its name depending on how many there are left.

[baollis]

all i'm saying is that shit sure ain't good.

[baollis]

their's nothing more awesome than a five year old using urban terminology to describe whats in his front yard.
" It's a catepillar son!"