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[Lindy]

Fat Girl is one of those movies that just kind of sucks and I couldn't explain why I dislike it. The most notable thing about it is showing an erect penis which should tell you how completely boring the entire thing is.

"If you love me, you'll have sex with me."

"Well, I love you, but I don't want to have sex yet, but up the butt means I love you more."

Salo is worse (the poop eating kind of trumps all), but I think Greg's list would be on point if Fat Girl was in place of Armageddon. I know Armageddon is a bad movie, but it's just a shitty blockbuster. It's the lesser of two evils.

[unclephilsmovie]

Top five worst parts of 18 Fingers of Death:

5. When I recorded it on DVR and it ended with a bumper saying Double Dragon was next, meaning I could have recorded that instead.
4. Any celebrity parody name (Jackie Chong, Chuck Snorris, Steven Seafood [Steven Seagal], Billy Buff [Billy Blanks]).
3. When the movie, for all intents and purposes, wraps everything up, and then just keeps going for like 15 minutes.
2. The fight scene where everyone is constantly farting.
1. When the gay casting director makes out with the director (of the movie within the movie), and by "makes out" I mean "the director straddles him and does a G-rated lapdance," and then it's revealed to be a DREAM SEQUENCE of the gay casting director, despite the fact that this movie is a FUCKING MOCKUMENTARY.

[Greg]

Salo is worse (the poop eating kind of trumps all), but I think Greg's list would be on point if Fat Girl was in place of Armageddon. I know Armageddon is a bad movie, but it's just a shitty blockbuster. It's the lesser of two evils.

Fat Girl isn't in the first 100

[B]

top 5 things I am really into right now

5. the third season of Arrested Development
4. Malin Akerman
3. Salads with tortilla strips in them
2. Blaxploitation films
1. Womens wrestling

[tmbg13]

5. the third season of Arrested Development
2. Blaxploitation films

top five things i am always into

[Spoodles]

Top 5 things I am really into right now

5. Stationary biking
4. The Clone Wars TV show
3. Frank Zappa
2. God damn Sudoku puzzles (in lieu of work)
1. Salads with dried fruit and blue cheese

[bericbnauff]

5. Bourbon
4. Ricky Gervais
3. Neil Young's Harvest
2. Mayan History
1. Christmas Spirit

[Magnus J. Perriculum]

5. Sherlock Holmes short stories
4. Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four
3.The Adam Carolla Show
2.Nan bread
1.English beer.

[Ragingape]

Top 5 names of Mad Max characters:

5. Toecutter
4. Auntie Entity
3. Pappagallo
2. Dr. Dealgood
1. Lord Humungus

[Jim]

top 5 things I am really into right now

5. Sleeping
4. Dewey Cox
3. Season 3 of The Office
2. Batman graphic novels
1. Belgian/Belgian-style beer

[Pronounced Bran-dun Ky-la]

Top five things that were pretty rad about ROH last weekend

1. American Dragon vs. Nigel McGuinness
2. Larry Sweeney calling me a faggot
3. Aries/Jacobs feud is finally over
4. The young black gentleman seated behind me providing excellent commentary during said Aries/Jacobs I Quit match
5. Someone yelling "Diesel beat you!" at Joe, and Joe's subsequent response.

[Rusty Cooledge]

hha what was his response

[Zack Hoagie]

top 5 things I am really into right now
4. Malin Akerman

top one thing i have observed about malin akerman:

1. she likes showing her tits in really terrible movies

[B]

I own DVD copies of Harold and Kumar AND the Heartbreak Kid because of this.

Top 5 fringe or one-time Venture Bros. characters

5. Scott Hall
4. Mr. Monday
3. The Nozzle
2. Dr. Dugong
1. The Grand Inquisitor

Not only is he the funniest thing ever, he's a fucking Dostoevsky reference.

[Hirsby]

Top Five Worst Things About The Season Finale Of Entourage

5. The fact that all of the hard-working folks of Vince's old-neighbourhood in Queens know who acclaimed indie director Gus Van Sant is, and are impressed that Vince for an offer from him.

4. Johnny Drama is somehow starring on an NBC drama, yet has the time to drop everything and fly to New York with his pals, as well as co-own a bar with Edgar from 24.

3. The fact that nothing on this show is allowed to go badly for more than five minutes. Vince and Eric parting ways is actually an interesting plotline that could've lasted for all of next season, except they decided to patch things up by the end of the episode and the Deus Ex Scorsese.

2. The acting in the 'break-up' scene between Vince and Eric. Sometimes I wonder how good of a show Entourage could be (or, at least, it could seem to be) if the two lead actors weren't godawful.

1. Turtle's phone sex with Jamie-Lynn Siegler.

Why oh why do I continue to watch this shitty show?

Oh, BONUS....Vince and his old sweetheart hook back up and I guaranteed we never see or hear from her ever again.

[Wat]

Top 5 fringe or one-time Venture Bros. characters

5. Scott Hall
4. Mr. Monday
3. The Nozzle
2. Dr. Dugong
1. The Grand Inquisitor

Not only is he the funniest thing ever, he's a fucking Dostoevsky reference.

No helicoptro?

5. Man-o-taur
4. Tiny Attorney
3. Catclops
2. Roy Brisby
1. The Grand Inquisitor

[Magnus J. Perriculum]

5. Tiny Joseph
4. Catclops
3. Truckules
2. Mister Monday
1. Girl Hitler

[tmbg13]

5. White Noise
4. Girl Hitler
3. Mister Monday
2. Dr. Dugong
1. The Grand Inquisitor

Best Grand Inquisitor lines:
5. IGNORE ME
4. I AM NOT HERE
3. PAY NO ATTENTION
2. THAT WAS WEIRD. YES, I CAN.
1. SHOULD I COME OUT? I'M COMING OUT. WHO'S BABY IS THIS? IGNORE ME!

[Ed]

5. White Noise
4. Man-O-Taur
3. Race Bannon in the OSI Flashback
2. Girl Hitler
1. CHAIRMAN WOW

[B]

Top 5 Lucha Portraits by Victor Ayala

5. Crazy Boy



4. Psicosis



3. Zaeta Azteca



2. Blue Demon Jr.



1. Bryan Danielson