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[Kyle]

Laura, marry me and I'll make you a tuna sandwich with tomato on it.

[Daniel]

Kyle, leave this place. She has said that she is going to marry me.

[Kyle]

Laura, I can make you a moderator of any forum you like if you marry me! All of your wildest dreams can come true, for marrying me.

[Daniel]

I will not even get angry at these advances towards my fiance because I am so very content and happy in my life now that I am to be married.

I am a cool breeze.

[Kyle]

I knew you were a spineless male with no honor.

[Daniel]

I will be back. I need to go make wedding plans.

Kyle, do you want to be my best man?

[Kyle]

No thank you Daniel.



Fine. Forget it. Endlessmike, will you marry me?

[Daniel]

You are very bitter.

[Kyle]

I am a cold rock. I am dull grass.

[Daniel]

I am a cool breeze. I am marrying Laura.

[Kyle]

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Chorus:
Laura was all my joy
Laura was my delight,
Laura was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady Laura.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

chorus

I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.

chorus

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

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My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

chorus

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

chorus

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

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Ah, Laura, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

[Kyle]

Imagine I am singing that while wearing long flowing white robes and slowly walking into the ocean to my death.

[Andy]

Wow. That was good.

Now for the rebuttle.

[White Panther]

I would like a girlfriend. I am sad.

[Justin]

I would like that people stop making that joke.

[mreow]

This all does not make sense anyway. I thought you were married to each other. Is there trouble in paradise?

[Kyle]

I asked Daniel to make me a tuna sandiwch with tomato and instead he made me an albacore sandwich with cut-up pieces of a rusty spring inside.

[Kirbyoto]

Where is he from?

Perhaps that is the local style.

[Daniel]

This all does not make sense anyway. I thought you were married to each other. Is there trouble in paradise?

Have you ever seen the HBO show Big Love starring Bll Paxton? This situation is much like his situation except that I am a better actor than Bill Paxton and also I will divorce Kyle if need be.

[banned-y]

Bill Paxton was good in Frailty. Did you ever see that movie? It was very strange.