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Will you marry me Laura?

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No!
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I am undecided.
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Postby Kyle on Fri Jun 16, 2025 7:49 am

I am probably late for work, but just marry me, okay? I need to depart now.
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby mreow on Fri Jun 16, 2025 8:07 am

I am sorry. Daniel already wrote the best poem ever.
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Postby Andy on Fri Jun 16, 2025 9:16 am

I find this to be romantic. I am smiling.
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Postby dloohiro on Fri Jun 16, 2025 9:47 am

Kyle is better looking than Daniel, but Daniel is more photogenic sometimes.

Also, I dont know if I should be saying all of this because I was just about to make my 'Marry me Laura' post.

Here is an excerpt I have been working on since about 2 or 2:30 (Do you remember that segment from the television show Family Guy? I am laughing!) :

Marry me Laura
Daniel has sex with other males
Kyle kisses men by the name of Kevin

I wrote that and I did not even know you would be writing your "Marry me" posts! This is a coincidence!
I then argued the point that wearing a glove would increase his odds of catching a bing bing in his dinger. He kicked me in the jibbles.
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Postby dave hunsen goupy on Fri Jun 16, 2025 10:21 am

I love alliteration. Pick Michael Whittle.
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Postby More Like on Fri Jun 16, 2025 10:35 am

Alicia wrote:I love alliteration. Pick Adam.


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Postby More Like on Fri Jun 16, 2025 10:35 am

Oh darn.
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Postby Kyle on Fri Jun 16, 2025 11:35 am

mreow wrote:I'm sorry. Daniel already wrote the best poem ever.
I'm crying and crying and crying. Will it help if I say the words instead of rap them? What if I play a lute while I say them instead of an electronic beat?

I came home during my lunch just to joyously see you confirm my proposal. Five hours have gone to waste.
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Kyle on Fri Jun 16, 2025 11:44 am

dlomyhero wrote:Kyle kisses men by the name of Kevin

Maybe Kevin Kline! I am wearing sunglasses and thus I am cool.
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby dloohiro on Fri Jun 16, 2025 11:45 am

Our good friend Kyle works in the acid mines and comes home to nothing!
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Postby Kyle on Fri Jun 16, 2025 11:46 am

I know. I feel like someone threw acid in my face. This is a metaphor.
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Postby dloohiro on Fri Jun 16, 2025 11:47 am

The acid mines were also a metaphor, that of an office building or cubicle presumably.
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Postby Hanstock on Fri Jun 16, 2025 12:12 pm

You are all foolish. Laura will pick me because being unemployed with a hairy back is like an aphrodasiac to women.
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Postby TLA on Fri Jun 16, 2025 1:37 pm

Pick me or Christopher because we're married already and we know how to have a good marriage. I'm not referring to sex, despite the fact that I am better at it than Christopher because all he does is practice on young boys instead of women.
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Postby dloohiro on Fri Jun 16, 2025 1:43 pm

Christopher has homosexual intercourse with boys named Brendan.
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Postby Justin on Fri Jun 16, 2025 2:09 pm

Everyone, Laura has already chosen to marry Daniel.
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Postby Wes, But A Girl on Fri Jun 16, 2025 7:02 pm

Mando wrote:Daniel's mouth is shut. How can he possibly perform fellatio when he appears to be miming it incorrectly?


While you boys fight over Laura, I'm going for Amanda. She knows what is up.

Come Amanda, let us marry one another!
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Postby dave hunsen goupy on Fri Jun 16, 2025 7:06 pm

Dammit, right when I was going to ask you to procreate with me, Wes. I am sad.
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Postby mreow on Fri Jun 16, 2025 9:20 pm

Laura, marry me and I will make you a tuna sandwich with tomato on it.

Oh god, yes!

We have a winner.
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Postby Daniel on Fri Jun 16, 2025 9:30 pm

These are the things that I will do for you.
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