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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:27 pm

ESCAPE THE CRAWLING TENDRILS OF MADNESS, THE EVER-SPIRALING DECENT INTO CHAOS AND OBLIVION WHICH CAN BE THE ONLY OUTCOME OF YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH THE SLITHERING HORRORS THAT LIE BENEATH THE WAKING MIND

WIN A PICKLED BEET

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:31 pm

WEAR YOUR SHIRT BACKWARDS AND RIP TIME APART WITH A SWIRLING VORTEX OF CHAOS

GET A FREE WATCH
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:33 pm

SHAVE A BEE'S ASS

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Postby Whittle on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:34 pm

Whether you choose to have Lenny Lane come to the party or your party come to Lenny Lane.

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:34 pm

MOLEST THE POET LAUREATE AND PUT YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS EAR CANAL

WIN A PUPPY THAT HAS A STICK TAPED TO ITS BACK
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:35 pm

DON'T TOUCH THE LITTLE GIRL

WH

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STOP IT
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Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:37 pm

LEARN HOW THE HELL TO FALL OFF A TWENTY FOOT LADDER

WIN TRAINERS EMTS REFEREES DOWN
WWE Unforgiven Reax #1: "This show makes me want to puke in a bowl and sleep in it."

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:41 pm

WRITE A POEM BASED ON THE MUSIC OF SLAYER

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:43 pm

NOSE AROUND IN THE BUSINESS OF THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT

WIN A BLACKJACK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD
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Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:44 pm

BEAT UP FUNERAL HOME OWNERS DAUGHTER

GET MADE AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:47 pm

SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG

WIN A FREE SPEAKEASY
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:51 pm

JOIN A BOGATYR, A XIU, AND A KNIGHT-ERRANT ON THEIR QUEST TO SEIZE THE GRAND CASTLE OF THE HEAVENS

WIN THE HAND OF ANY OF THE PRINCESSES OF THE REALM
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Postby Andy on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:51 pm

EARN A B ON YOUR MATH EXAM

WIN A KISS FROM YER SISTER
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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:52 pm

"CHECK OUT THE GOODS" IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

GET REGISTERED AS A SEX OFFENDER

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:53 pm

FIGHT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS IN THE ANCIENT WAR OF THE HEARTLAND KINGS

WIN A SENSE OF DISILLUSIONMENT ABOUT THE NATURE OF MAN
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:55 pm

ASK YOURSELF WHERE YOUR LIFE WENT WRONG

WIN A BUCKET FULL OF YOUR OWN TEARS
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 12:57 pm

COVER YOUR EYES IN LIQUID SOAP UNTIL THEY ARE CLEAN TO THEIR BONES

WIN A BATALLION OF KNIGHT-TEMPLARS
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Postby Andy on Fri Apr 27, 2025 1:03 pm

MAKE AN INTERACTIVE AD BANNER

WIN TEN THOUSAND INTERNET FORUM SHAMING POSTS SHAMING YOU AND YOUR KIND
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 1:09 pm

FOLLOW THE WIZARD'S ADVICE AND SEEK OUT THE STONE HEAD IN THE OLIPHAUNT'S LAIR

FOLLOW ITS ADVICE AND RIDE WESTWARD, INTO THE WIND

PLANT YOUR SWORD AT THE CROSSROADS AND PRAY TO THE GODS FOR A TRUE SUCCESS

WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES THERE WILL BE A CRACK IN THE GROUND; DELVE INTO IT AS FAR DOWN AS IT WILL TAKE YOU

AT THE BOTTOM THERE WILL BE A LION'S MANE; WEAR IT TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE CENTIPEDE KING

DEFEAT HIM USING THE TECHNIQUES TAUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOD OF SWORDS

TAKE HIS BODY AND DIVIDE IT INTO FIVE PARTS

SCATTER THEM AROUND THE CLEARING OF THE HOLY WOODS

WAIT EIGHT DAYS

ON THE NINTH DAY USE THE HEAVENLY SPADE TO DIG UP THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE SINGLE WHITE BLOSSOM

THERE YOU WILL FIND YOUR IPOD
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 1:31 pm

READ THE WHEEL OF TIME SERIES AT LEAST FOUR TIMES

TALK LIKE KIRBYOTO
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