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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:25 pm

WRITE A SCRIPT ABOUT GRAND THEFT AUTO

WIN NOTHING
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:36 pm

LOL

MESS WITH THE BEST

DIE LIKE THE REST
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:48 pm

FRENCH KISS A DREAM

WIN MAGNETIC URINE
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:49 pm

USE EMOTICONS IMPROPERLY ON YOUR COLLEGE THESIS

GRAB THE ADULATION OF MILLIONS
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:57 pm

RECORD A COVER OF COLOR ME BADD'S HIT "I WANNA SEX YOU UP" AS A BENEFIT TO REFUGEES IN UGANDA

WIN 8 MILLION ROOMMATES
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:58 pm

CONVINCE THE ALLIGATOR TO JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE AND TAUNT HIM AS HE FALLS

WIN SOME NEW BOOTS AND A HANDBAG AND A BELT
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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 27, 2025 2:58 pm

CHALLENGE THE MIGHTY TITAN AND HIS TROUBADOURS

WIN A VOYAGE ON THE SEVEN SEAS OF RHYE

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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:00 pm

SET WINAMP TO SCAN YOUR ENTIRE HARD DRIVE FOR MEDIA

WIN A BILLION GAME SOUND EFFECTS IN YOUR SONG LIBRARY

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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:01 pm

CURB THE FURVERT

WIN A BOX FULL OF RAINBOW
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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:03 pm

WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 7

A). 2.9994745937292
B). PI
C). 2.6457513110645
D). 2.2893745628219


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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:15 pm

DUPE THE SAILOR

FEEL BAD
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:23 pm

THROW A TOMATO AT PRESIDENT BUSH

WIN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER WITH COMPLIMENTARY BULLETS LODGED IN YOUR FLESH
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Postby James on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:25 pm

PISS IN THE FOUNTAIN OF TRUTH

WIN SIXTY BILLION DOUBLE DOLLARS
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Postby endlessmike on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:34 pm

READ THIS THREAD

LAUGH, BUT IN YOUR HEAD

GO TO SCHOOL WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:36 pm

LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DEATH'S ASSISTANT, BARRY

WIN A SMOKER'S COUGH
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 3:38 pm

TALLY HIS BANANA

LET HIM GO HOME
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Postby Andy on Fri Apr 27, 2025 4:40 pm

DERF A DERF A DERF

DERFA DUH
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Postby Jon on Fri Apr 27, 2025 4:45 pm

ASK TO SPEAK WITH MY MANAGER

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He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.

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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 27, 2025 4:46 pm

PLAY YOUR CARD ARITE

LIVE TO TALK ABOUT
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Postby Jon on Fri Apr 27, 2025 5:49 pm

WRITE MAIN PAGE CONTENT CIRCA THE PAST YEAR OR SO

WIN THREE PEOPLE SAYING "PRETTY GOOD MAN"; INTROSPECTION ON WHETHER YOU SHOULD REALLY BLAME OTHER PEOPLE
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