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KILL STEWIE'S MOM

Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:14 pm

And win a free Nintendo Wii!



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YOU LOSE! YOU DIDN'T KILL HER FAST ENOUGH!
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:17 pm

TICKLE THE FAT KID TIL HE BARFS
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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:31 pm

RAPE THE SASQUATCH

GET A FREE IPOD NANO
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:32 pm

i wasn't even kidding on mine it was spectacular
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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:32 pm

BLUDGEON THE MINISTER'S WIFE

GET A FREE CHICKEN DINNER
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:33 pm

BLACKMAIL THE CONGRESSMAN

GET A FREE PILE OF LEAVES
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:34 pm

DECIMATE THE INFERIOR SPECIES

GET A BUCKET FULL OF WATERMELONS
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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:34 pm

LIE TO THE MAILMAN

GET A FREE HORSE LEG
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Jon on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:36 pm

DITCH THE JALOPY CAREERING OVER THE UNFINISHED INTERSTATE ONRAMP WITH THE LINDBERGH BABY
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.

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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:36 pm

TERRORIZE THE CHARLATAN

GET A FREE RECORDING CONTRACT
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:37 pm

DINE IN HELL

GET A FREE BACK RUB
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:38 pm

THROW YOUR COUSIN INTO THE WELL

WIN A COMPLIMENTARY TRIP TO THE BOTTOM OF A WELL
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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:38 pm

SCREAM IN THE PRINCIPAL'S FACE

GET A FREE TRUNCHEON
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:40 pm

TELL YOUR PARENTS WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS BRUISES

WIN A DOCTORATE OF YOUR CHOOSING
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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:41 pm

DEFEAT YOUR UNCLE IN A BATTLE OF WILLS

GAIN THE GRATITUDE OF A SMALL HUNGARIAN BOROUGH
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Postby Kyle on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:41 pm

PURGE THE WORLD OF THE COUNTERFEIT MEN WHO GALLOP ON ALL FOURS AND HOWL AT THE NORTH WIND

GET FREE LIFE OF THE MIND
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Jon on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:42 pm

MAKE THE CHEROKEE FAMILY GATHER THEIR POSSESSIONS AND LEAVE

WIN A $20 VOUCHER FOR APPLEBEES


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He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:43 pm

RAMPAGE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE BURNING, PILLAGING, AND MURDERING ALL THOSE IN YOUR WAY

WIN A FREE HAY CART IN YOUR CHOICE OF COLORS
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Postby Jon on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:44 pm

TRAPPED IN A FLASH AD FACTORY SEND HELP
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.

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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2025 10:46 pm

HIT MY BOSS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER

WIN THE UNDYING LOYALTY OF AN OPPRESSED WORKER
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