Progressive Boink

[pholby]

8:40 - A guy is pulled over for some poor driving. They both look like meth heads.

8:43 - "I'm not using drugs." You can hear his pipe hit the ground.

8:45 - He cops to being high. The cop asks him if he wants help. He gives an evasive answer.

[pholby]

8:50 - Officer Kegly lets us know that in Vegas, the nighttime is often quite busy. He is pulling over a car that ran a red light and has a taillight out, because it is a high crime neighborhood.

8:53 - The younger of the two mexicans couldn't keep his hands on the hood of the car, so he gets himself some shiny bracelets. The older of the two mexicans claims the assault rifle in the car is not his.

8:54 - One cop marvels at how clean the rifle is. It has an inlaid design.

8:55 - The car is wired to sound like a police car.

An assault rifle in metro Las Vegas. I love it.

[pholby]

8:59 - Closing up hour 10 here.

9:00 - Ain't no stoppin' me naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pholby]

9:01 - An officer is wearing those gloves that have holes over the knuckles and are cut off at the fingers. Driving gloves? Bus driver gloves? I don't know. I suppose it's better than wrestlers who wear batting gloves.

9:02 - They're trying to bust some guy with a lot of drugs who's on a pay phone. Or the person on the pay phone is talking to this drug person. I'm not sure.

9:04 - This is the drug person. They think he's got drugs in the car. He denies driving a car at all. Whoooooo there he goes. Off like a shot. He got a decent jump, too.

9:05 - Still running. He's faster than they are. Aww, they caught him. He put up a good run, though. Damn.

9:06 - He is looking to cut a deal. Seems he's got info about lots of drugs coming into Atlanta.

9:07 - He did indeed have lots of drugs in his car. And $983 in cash and credit card recipts. Just kidding it was all cash.

[pholby]

9:12 - Atlanta, Zone 3. Someone has assaulted a woman. Or at least, that's what the woman says.

9:13 - The alleged perp looks like Archie Bunker post-stroke. Turns out he's just wasted.

9:15 - Archie claims the woman was in his back seat, where he sleeps. George (the driver of the car) claims he did it for no reason.

9:17 - The woman sat down in the car she got punched in. Last I checked Archie Bunker was sitting leaning against a wall. We go to commercial, which means the whole thing was resolved. I'm confused.

[pholby]

9:21 - They have cornered what I believe is a stolen car in a parking garage. Someone is sleeping in it. They don't wake up, even after a good amount of pounding on the roof.

9:22 - They roll over, pick their nose, but still do not wake up.

9:23 - He wakes up, sees it's the police, and goes back to bed. Oh man, he's gonna get it.

9:25 - He finally opens the door, and is dragged from the car.

9:26 - Sr. Officer Art Wallace has a fine Police Man's mustache.

[pholby]

9:29 - Another three busts over and done with.

9:30 - I think this might be my last episode. 11 hours is a lot. Cops is all well and good, but ECW is up next, and it might be my last chance ever to see Sabu on national television. Judging by the credits, we'll be in Atlanta again. It's the same seasons as the runner from earlier.

[pholby]

9:31 - On route to three black males. They're like the stooges, only they're criminals.

9:32 - Well, that's one black male in custody. Apparently he was involved in an armed car jacking.

9:35 - They're off looking for the other two suspects. Everyone says "poe-lease".

9:37 - They're meeting the father of the one they caught. He uses the phrase "Dumb black ass". He wants to know when he can get his hands on his son.

[pholby]

9:41 - Fulton County, South. Officer Sean something. There's a vehicle on fire on the interstate. Sure enough, there's a vehicle on fire.

9:43 - Some uppity bitch is complaining that the response time isn't fast enough. They could have salvaged some stuff, see? You're alive, lady. Shut your mouth.

9:44 - The fire is extinguished.

9:45 - A young man in a moderately priced suit comes by and takes photographs, muttering to himself about applying the formula.

9:47 - It turns out the woman's purse isn't in ashes. So she's been complaining about nothing. It looks like they were going to the softball game.

[B]

9:47 - It turns out the woman's purse isn't in ashes. So she's been complaining about nothing. It looks like they were going to the softball game.

That explains why I haven't seen her on the forum lately!

[pholby]

9:50 - The home stretch. Officer R.D. Woody is on Street Patrol.

9:51 - They're chasing someone, he's got a shit eating grin on his face.

9:52 - I can't understand a word the suspect is saying.

9:53 - Officer Woody explains that the man is a hustler, although he doesn't use that term. They call him dead-eye. He charges people money to park their car, then just puts it where ever he feels like, and it gets towed.

9:55 - Many of the cops in Atlanta have grey hair.

9:59 - One thirty two and bush, she's got him at gunpoint.

Well that was fun.

[webber lol]

that was fantastic

[Casey]

bravo!

[Blake]

Give that man the five thousand dollars!

[B]

Locking for preservation. Folby is the best.