by Kyle on Sun Jul 02, 2025 11:37 pm
come on now, that is just ridiculous. the first rule of great googly moogly is: no clowning around. in the 2000 census, 69.13% of respondents identified themselves as white. i think it is a fair estimation to assume that no more than 5% of minorities (and even that is perhaps stretching it, but i am being liberal in my application of statistics to prove a point) living in the united states have had sex while listening to aerosmith. furthermore, i would posit that no one under the age of 10 has had sex while listening to aerosmith; the 0-9 age group comprises approximately 7.3% of the population, and if you assume that it comprises an approximately proportional percentage of the white population, that leaves you with about 69% of the u.s. population even eligible to listen to aerosmith while having sex. now i assume soda did the math to come up with this number, but what he forgot to factor in were virgins, who would assumedly comprise a fairly substantial part of the 10-19 age sector, as well as a minor but existent part of every other age group, as well as people who simply don't like aerosmith or would not want to listen to songs by that particular band while making love to a spouse or loved one. once you take these factors into consideration, i think any claim for a figure above 10% should be held up to the utmost scrutiny. 84% spoodles, honestly!
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