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Postby Kirbyoto on Fri Apr 13, 2025 3:36 pm

doubles as a workspace so he can spend all of his time in it
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Postby Andy on Fri Apr 13, 2025 4:00 pm

Kyle wrote:takes turns really melodramatically

lol oh shit I think thats the winner myself
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Postby Hanstock on Fri Apr 13, 2025 4:11 pm

will go into reverse at a moment's notice but will not acknowledge having done so
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 13, 2025 4:28 pm

registers fluid emissions all the time but most likely no emisions actually took place because we're not in a mel brooks movie
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Postby Whittle on Fri Apr 13, 2025 4:51 pm

SundownMotel wrote:will go into reverse at a moment's notice but will not acknowledge having done so


oh man that's winning for me so far
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Postby Matt W on Fri Apr 13, 2025 4:57 pm

you're all crazy.

Kyle wrote:can only travel on predetermined routes to eb games and disney world, but not to the bank or museums or colleges to eventually take his son to
James wrote:no thanks bro that whole "p.s. tell me if you think my body is good i know my face isnt too great" turned me off like i am going to be bangin one of those nurses from silent hill or somethin

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Postby zack hoagie! on Fri Apr 13, 2025 5:58 pm

will hit hard on other female trucks but then just backpetal on accusations of daterapist behavior
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jim davis quality from here on out
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Postby endlessmike on Fri Apr 13, 2025 6:30 pm

poor 7th but

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Fri Apr 13, 2025 9:24 pm

proud to buy a truck from a company that realises it doesn't matter how much it costs but only how far you can see

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Postby knightni on Fri Apr 13, 2025 10:57 pm

I'd just like to point out this pic that I found when I Googled "giant snowplow".

http://www.bluecrabboulevard.com/Images ... /Bunny.jpg
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Postby Hanstock on Sat Apr 14, 2025 2:49 am

whoa whoa hey man you wanna post that kinda st*ff in ggm you better NSFW that shit
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Postby knightni on Sat Apr 14, 2025 3:19 am

What's with the "asshole" routine?
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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Sat Apr 14, 2025 9:58 am

so soda what have you got to say for yourself now that i have stomped your "manly" truck in to the ground?

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Postby Justin on Sat Apr 14, 2025 10:02 am

SundownMotel wrote:whoa whoa hey man you wanna post that kinda st*ff in ggm you better NSFW that shit

backseat moderator bill "sundownmotel" hanstock everyone!
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Postby Casey on Sat Apr 14, 2025 11:12 am

I'm trying to explain to you

the truck that I posted is a truck available for sale to individuals. Assholes you know are going out and buying these things right now. These half-semis have the potential to become the new Hummer.

Also there is a woman riding a horse next to it in the picture I mean come on there was plenty of comedy potential there without you needing to post some construction equipment bullshit
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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Sat Apr 14, 2025 11:17 am

ur jealous

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Postby Justin on Sat Apr 14, 2025 11:20 am

that may all be well and good soda but you conveniently failed to include the part where u are gay
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Postby Casey on Sat Apr 14, 2025 11:23 am

o yea :(
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Postby Kirbyoto on Sat Apr 14, 2025 5:35 pm

actually guys this truck isn't for me it's for my wife and my kids

so if you're gonna complain about bad taste blame them
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Postby wee bull on Sun Apr 15, 2025 4:32 pm

that's ok cos i never really liked trucks anyway
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