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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 9:45 am

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i DARE you to present evidence of a manly-er truck existing on this planet
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Postby Alicia on Fri Apr 13, 2025 12:18 pm

Dissonance wrote:having boobs is awesome amirite

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Postby Alicia on Fri Apr 13, 2025 12:23 pm

what do i win
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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Fri Apr 13, 2025 12:25 pm



8)

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Postby Whittle on Fri Apr 13, 2025 12:50 pm

jesus christ the grill has a ladder on it
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Postby Whittle on Fri Apr 13, 2025 12:51 pm

meant to say staircase
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:44 pm

yeah soda your shit looks positively tonka right now
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Postby Justin on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:50 pm

Terry Bannedcake wrote:

8)

looooooooooooool
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:53 pm

i wonder how fast it can go

seriously i wan't to drive that into a building or something and then blame video games
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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:53 pm

:(

but you can buy mine

I mean, 7th could

he's been workin the mad overtime
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:54 pm

lol
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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:56 pm

a joke about fittin a new Sony console in the back of the truck
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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:58 pm

decal on the back window of Calvin peein on a wiimote
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Postby Bismark on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:58 pm

there's a 20gig model, but it comes without the staircase
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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 1:59 pm

vanity license plate "UMD4EVA"
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Postby Casey on Fri Apr 13, 2025 2:00 pm

horn plays theme from "Ridge Racer"
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Postby wee bull on Fri Apr 13, 2025 2:04 pm

features designs from other trucks that totally arent stolen ideas

this is too easy
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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Apr 13, 2025 2:28 pm

yeah but soda's truck you can take with you places and it plays songs and movies

i hear they're going to drop the price on it soon too

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Postby Whittle on Fri Apr 13, 2025 2:32 pm

and he can wear this while driving it:

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YES! I GOT TO USE THE JOKE APPROPRIATELY
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Postby Justin on Fri Apr 13, 2025 2:35 pm

paid almost twice the amount as he would have for another similar truck with more safety features and a better crash test rating.
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