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[Kirbyoto]

[Terry Cheesecake]

hey guys im away outside to piss in the wind some more ok

[Andy]

alright two more pheonix jokes and we gotta put it in the 'not funny for another four months' pile

use wisely

[Kyle]

oh yeah gee what a shocking coincidence. as it turns out theres an actual product called mountain frost and my post (which was made well in advance of finding out about said product) referencing it was just a hilarious fluke.

lol oh man. glad i got that cleared up.

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

Way to be so intent on insulting me that you'll stoop to "7th doesn't get my obscure soda jokes" jabs.

you do realize google isn't a secret program limited to your computer and no one is actually tricked by the notion that you knew off the top of your head that mountain frost is sold at aldi's, particularly when it's so very clear that you were either just being your usual dense self and not even waiting until you got a joke to go ahead with a mindless response or over-explaining a joke to prove to no one in particular that you got it, right?

[7th]

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

why would you bother to note that "hey that bargain brand pop in justin's joke has a name similar to other bargain brand pop's!!!!!"

Because it's GGM.

[Kirbyoto]

alright two more pheonix jokes and we gotta put it in the 'not funny for another four months' pile

use wisely

i had a better YOU ARE LITERALLY DRIVING ME INSANE pic but it is reserved for a more formal occasion

[7th]

oh yeah gee what a shocking coincidence. as it turns out theres an actual product called mountain frost and my post (which was made well in advance of finding out about said product) referencing it was just a hilarious fluke.

lol oh man. glad i got that cleared up.

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

Way to be so intent on insulting me that you'll stoop to "7th doesn't get my obscure soda jokes" jabs.

you do realize google isn't a secret program limited to your computer and no one is actually tricked by the notion that you knew off the top of your head that mountain frost is sold at aldi's, particularly when it's so very clear that you were either just being your usual dense self and not even waiting until you got a joke to go ahead with a mindless response or over-explaining a joke to prove to no one in particular that you got it, right?

You do realize that this is the GGM forum, and nothing I've posted in here over the past two hours was meant to be taken in any way seriously, other than giving Bismark a nod for making me laugh, yah?

[Kyle]

I know what Bill was doing. By treating his comments literally, I was stating, albiet in my own way, that trying to appear witty by pointing out another's use of a cliche (though I didn't say (*SPITTAKE*) or "I just sprayed coke all over my keyboard!" is just as cliche as the cliche itself, and Justin then elaborated on that by taking it even further, so I continued to give straight forward answers to it.

But of course, I'm the one who didn't get it.

okay so if you honestly think that making reference to spitting your soda upon your keyboard is cliche to such an absurd extent that even pointing out that someone has made such a joke has become cliche, why would you say it

[Andy]

alright two more pheonix jokes and we gotta put it in the 'not funny for another four months' pile

use wisely

i had a better YOU ARE LITERALLY DRIVING ME INSANE pic but it is reserved for a more formal occasion

NOW use it NOW

[Wat, But A Girl]

oh ok it's alright guys 7th wasn't being dense he was just tellin' some jokes and no one else in the world got them

[Andy]

like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47r-0VlvkzM
boy jamie got 'im good


(sorry whoever posted this in Youtube thread, most likely Bill)

[Kirbyoto]

You do realize that this is the GGM forum, and nothing I've posted in here over the past two hours was meant to be taken in any way seriously, other than giving Bismark a nod for making me laugh, yah?

[7th]

Because I've ben in an old school mood all day, and I thought Bismark's comment was funny.

[Andy]

worth it

[Kyle]

Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

[Justin]

Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

(satire)

[Kyle]

Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

(satire)

i highlighted the important part so that 7th might understand my joke. go ahead and look at it for a few minutes and see if you get it, lord 7th. resist the urge to use google; it will not help you here.

[7th]

Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

Hey, you made that up!

[Justin]

[7th]

Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

(satire)

i highlighted the important part so that 7th might understand my joke. go ahead and look at it for a few minutes and see if you get it, lord 7th. resist the urge to use google; it will not help you here.

I know where they sell that soda because Aldi has a big presence in Charlotte. It was one of the first stores I stopped in when I got here. I was being intentionally obtuse, much like you're doing now.