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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Wed Apr 11, 2025 3:56 pm

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Postby 7th on Wed Apr 11, 2025 3:58 pm

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Postby Andy on Wed Apr 11, 2025 3:58 pm

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Bill wrote:Calling yourself a part of the "flame board scene" is like saying you're a part of the "ate my balls scene."

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Postby 7th on Wed Apr 11, 2025 3:58 pm

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Postby Justin on Wed Apr 11, 2025 3:59 pm

yeah so i'm just gonna edit every post 7th makes in ggm with tumbleweed.gif problem solved nothing more to see here
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Postby Kyle on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:00 pm

7th wrote:
Kyle wrote:
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Kyle wrote:Man, 48, hit by car while riding his bicycle

CHARLOTTE, NC - Michael Capley, a 48-year-old local creep, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a car Tuesday. Witnesses curiously note that Capley was in fact riding the bicycle backward down the street at an alarming rate at the time of the accident.

Aid crews took Capley to a local hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, Mecklenburg County sheriff's spokeswoman Julia Rush said.

Capley was heard to remark, "This is worse than the time..." After a long pause during which Capley was furiously typing on a nearby laptop, he resumed, "...Bicyclist Georgios Aspiotis crashed in the 1896 Olympics." Capley went on to say that this the information he disclosed about Aspiotis was something he knew off the top of his head.

The accident remains under investigation.

(satire)


i highlighted the important part so that 7th might understand my joke. go ahead and look at it for a few minutes and see if you get it, lord 7th. resist the urge to use google; it will not help you here.



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Postby Andy on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:03 pm

freedom isnt free
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Postby 7th on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:03 pm

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Postby Kirbyoto on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:04 pm

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/backpedal
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Postby 7th on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:07 pm

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Postby Casey on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:18 pm

okay now I really like this thread
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Postby Alan on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:21 pm

this tumbleweed rule should leak into the other forums
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Postby Wat, But A Girl on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:25 pm

ahahahaha by saturday 7th would be gone forever

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Postby webber Cooledge on Wed Apr 11, 2025 4:25 pm

goldmine this shit

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Postby Mike on Wed Apr 11, 2025 5:40 pm

I would just like to remind everyone that Kirb is a pretty swell motherfucker.

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Postby Randy Jones on Wed Apr 11, 2025 10:18 pm

I agree with Michael J. Fireball in this regard.
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Postby Kirbyoto on Wed Apr 11, 2025 10:42 pm

i think we can call this thread an all-around success for everyone involved
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Postby Daniel on Wed Apr 11, 2025 11:16 pm

weave this world, 7th
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