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[Bismark]

Dear Internet:

I am sorry that you don't know the same bands I do or that you have not banged as many bitches as I have.

Hope we can still be friends.

~[Bismark]~

[7th]

Well, there went that mouthful of Pepsi.

[Bill]

u owe me a knew keybored~~~!!!!!!!11



111~!!!





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[7th]

You should really work on your typing, Bill.

[Justin]

u owe me a knew keybored~~~!!!!!!!11



111~!!!





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and a new moutain frost!!! (hey, what can i say the 3 liter bottle was on sale)

[7th]

Sounds like the 3 litre Mountain Dew knock off they sell at the Dollar Tree.

[Justin]

oh yeah gee what a shocking coincidence. as it turns out theres an actual product called mountain frost and my post (which was made well in advance of finding out about said product) referencing it was just a hilarious fluke.

lol oh man. glad i got that cleared up.

[Hanstock]

THREE LITRES IS TOO MANY

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

[Kirbyoto]

7th you don't belong here what the fuck

you just don't seem to get jokes

at some point even the straight man has to go OOH WHY YOU and shake his fist

[Bill]

THREE LITRES IS TOO MANY

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

SOME THINGS JUST AREN'T WORTH DYING FORshit wrong forum

[7th]

oh yeah gee what a shocking coincidence. as it turns out theres an actual product called mountain frost and my post (which was made well in advance of finding out about said product) referencing it was just a hilarious fluke.

lol oh man. glad i got that cleared up.

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

Way to be so intent on insulting me that you'll stoop to "7th doesn't get my obscure soda jokes" jabs.

[Terry Cheesecake]

THIS IS GGM

*kick

[Justin]

oh yeah gee what a shocking coincidence. as it turns out theres an actual product called mountain frost and my post (which was made well in advance of finding out about said product) referencing it was just a hilarious fluke.

lol oh man. glad i got that cleared up.

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

Way to be so intent on insulting me that you'll stoop to "7th doesn't get my obscure soda jokes" jabs.

oh okay feel free to write a 7 paragraph rebuttal detailing the various subtle differences between dr. pepper and dr. thunder because the internet is eager to hear your thoughts on the subject

[7th]

That's your inference, not mine. All I implied was I found Bismark's comment amusing. Anything read any further into than that is on you.

[Andy]

heyooo

[Terry Cheesecake]

hey 7th people were mocking you for using a cliched expression the more you know man

[Wat, But A Girl]

As it so happens, Mountain Frost is sold exclusively at Aldi. I clearly stated Dollar Tree, and "sounds like," as in, "that reminded me of a knock off product I recently saw elsewhere."

why would you bother to note that "hey that bargain brand pop in justin's joke has a name similar to other bargain brand pop's!!!!!"

[Terry Cheesecake]

lololol

my entire room is covered with a fine mist of generic store-brand cola you bastard!

[Justin]

oh fuck me i just spit my soda forward into my desktop fan and it blew backward, into my face and over my shoulder into my set of bose brand speakers. so not only do you owe me a new laptop, fan and pair of glasses but i'll be expecting a check to cover the damage to my speakers to arrive in the mail any day now...

[7th]

I know what Bill was doing. By treating his comments literally, I was stating, albiet in my own way, that trying to appear witty by pointing out another's use of a cliche (though I didn't say (*SPITTAKE*) or "I just sprayed coke all over my keyboard!" is just as cliche as the cliche itself, and Justin then elaborated on that by taking it even further, so I continued to give straight forward answers to it.

But of course, I'm the one who didn't get it.