Progressive Boink

[Justin]

I'm sorry, but GGM Industries require of its employees the ability to communicate through a written interface both concise and clearly. While I admire your ambition, I don't think you possess the qualities we are looking for in a moderator.

[Kirbyoto]

two counts of blatant racism

wa wa wee wa

[Justin]

The applicant did not implicitly state race or gender within the attached cover letter. I'd recommend that you not commit acts of libel against myself, this company or anyone we represent lest you face swift litigious recourse.

[webber Cooledge]

ill be a mod if u want

[Kirbyoto]

i make joke, i do funny accent.

My sincerest apologies, Justin, I did not realize I was being decieved in such a manner. I will avoid jumping to such conclusions in the future.

[Matt W]

I believe strongly in PROGRESSIVE BONK__’s methods and strive to match the elegant but powerful feeling that the company has managed to infuse in its products in my own work. I’m extremely eager to come to work in FORUM.PROGRESSIVBONK.COM and help make such a revolutionary company even better.

This guy don't even know the name of the website.

[Duzzy Funlop]

The applicant did not implicitly state race or gender within the attached cover letter. I'd recommend that you not commit acts of libel against myself, this company or anyone we represent lest you face swift litigious recourse.

hey i put my gender down, i should ahead of everyone else in all this

come ooooon if i'm a mod i will promise to hold organized debates over who the greatest final fantasy villain is.

[A Link to the Matt]

So we can watch Kirby and 7th argue on for another ten pages?

No thanks.

[Kirbyoto]

do you see a sony product as a final fantasy villain

your negative attitude is not appreciated

[Duzzy Funlop]

over who the greatest LEGEND OF ZELDA villain is.

[Kirbyoto]

but there's only the one

that's like "best zelda protagonist"

[Terry Cheesecake]

oh kirb, you tryin so hard

[Duzzy Funlop]

over whether ganondorf or kefka is the best villain.

[Kirbyoto]

oh kirb, you tryin so hard

oh god i've fallen so far

i

i have to go now

[Wat, But A Girl]

aw pumpernickel

[Randy Jones]

justin i double dog dare you to make me mod

[Kristen Smith]

uh-oh. does justin have the balls?

[Bismark]

i will promise to hold organized debates over who the greatest final fantasy villain is.

kefka is the best villain

Are you shitting me? Delita Hyral by a mile. Villains that you can defend the actions of beat the hell out of one-dimensional psychos.

let's go by post count

don't make me come over there

[Kirbyoto]

I vote for Bismark because a vote for Bismark is a vote for Delita.

[Kirbyoto]

If only this was a democracy am i rite