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[Justin]

its becoming harder and harder to keep up with all the posts and dish out the pwn accordingly. i may have to hire cronies to whom i can subsidize some of the pwn.

pwnies if you will.

post yr resume along with a cover letter here and i will schedule you for an interview.

[Kirbyoto]

i can slice through a car with my samurai sword (or katana for you guys not up-to-date on japanese terminology)

it is a genuine masamune

[Kirbyoto]

also i am the firmest bastion of law and order on these chaotic, nigh anarchic forums

also i have a shitload of free time

[Justin]

i can slice through a car with my samurai sword (or katana for you guys not up-to-date on japanese terminology)

it is a genuine masamune

heh, stick it to freakin clueless gaijin ^_^

application not presented in required format.

[Duzzy Funlop]

i just sliced kirbyoto in half with his own "samurai sword"(in america we call them slice-sticks), using my mind.

[Kirbyoto]

um dude the second post was my resume

the first one was my cover letter

i put it on everything

[Duzzy Funlop]

[Justin]

hmmm. that seems pretty legit. bright font. multiple editions. a bulleted list... let's take a look at yr resume, kid.

[Kirbyoto]

COVER LETTER:

It is my sincerest hope to become a moderator on these fine Progressive Boink forums. I hope to sincerely be sincere when sincerely

when moderating these forums.

My past experience includes approximately a week of moderation at some forum that I do not even remember the name of. I didn't actually get to do anything in that time.

In closing, call me plz i am always available and always waiting

RESUME:

approximately 18 years: learnin from life (C's and D's)
approximately 6 years: i done got homeschooled
approximately before that: public school

work history:
approximately a couple months: farm
before that: other farms

computer literacy:
i can type a whole lotta words if you think that's all right

alignment:
lawful neutral

class:
lol d+d am i rite did you guys catch this reference

[Justin]

i don't know what sort of dog and pony show you think i'm running here, kirbyoto, but i'd appreciate it if you'd approach the requirements with a bit more maturity if you ever expect to land a position in the fast paced world of internet forum moderation.

[Kirbyoto]

it's because i'm fuckin' black isn't it

[A Link to the Matt]

Justin doesn't care about black people

[Bismark]

I flame livejournals all the time

I have a vast array of pictures at my disposal that suggest things such as how arguing on the internet = special olympics and how erik estrada thinks you are a homosexual

I got a 2040 on my SATs after staying up for 48 hours straight while drinking and being high on pot and boning your mom

Do I get the job?

[Randy Jones]

i am edgy on the internet.

FUCKING CHRI$TIANS THEY BELIEVE THAT GOD IS GOING TO SAVE THE JESUSES!!!!

I WAS WATCHING FAUX NEWS THE OTHER DAY, BOY ARE THEM SPENDOCRATS RIDICULOUS! WHAT A BUNCH OF SHEEPLE

[webber Cooledge]

i think it would be funny if you made randy a mod

[A Link to the Matt]

A Link to the Matt = the new Randy. Do I get to be a mod now?

[Justin]

Justin doesn't care about black people

A Link to the Matt knocks another one right outta the park!

I flame livejournals all the time

I have a vast array of pictures at my disposal that suggest things such as how arguing on the internet = special olympics and how erik estrada thinks you are a homosexual

I got a 2040 on my SATs after staying up for 48 hours straight while drinking and being high on pot and boning your mom

Do I get the job?

you seem like a promising candidate. are you available tomorrow afternoon for a formal interview?

i am edgy on the internet.

FUCKING CHRI$TIANS THEY BELIEVE THAT GOD IS GOING TO SAVE THE JESUSES!!!!

I WAS WATCHING FAUX NEWS THE OTHER DAY, BOY ARE THEM SPENDOCRATS RIDICULOUS! WHAT A BUNCH OF SHEEPLE

I find nothing amusing about blasphemy, Randy.

Your jab at Christianity wasn't appreciated either.

[Bismark]

you seem like a promising candidate. are you available tomorrow afternoon for a formal interview?

Nah I've got to go to Canada and fuck this girl that has 74 inch breasts

[A Link to the Matt]

Justin doesn't care about black people

A Link to the Matt knocks another one right outta the park!

Kepp servin em up there Justin, I got a million of em.

[Kirbyoto]

i fuckin tell you what these assholes don't have the right formatting either and what the fuck do you do you tell 'em they're promising

this ain't over o'connor