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[7th]

been going through my movie collection. Here's what I managed to get catalogued so far:

http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html? ... he7thlevel

[Daniel]

just thought of ronin and lol @ that

[Kyle]

you went to a store and paid actual legal tender for bulletproof monk

[Matt W]

You own both Garfield movies

and Godzilla '98

and the piece de resistance, Corky Romano

[Kyle]

what made you decide to get the unrated version of date movie, as opposed to the regular version? was it the extra raunch

[Matt W]

Can I watch Benchwarmers on a small screen TV, or do I miss the theater experience with that one

[Kyle]

do you get a christmas card from david duchovny because you're the one person in america who bought the house of d on dvd?

[Kyle]

aw man, what if in thousands of years, archaeologists uncover the capley household and come to believe that owning corky romano and she's the man is representative of the population in the early 21st century

[Matt W]

You got the second Charlie's Angels but not the first? Was it the Bernie Mac factor that pushed you over the edge?

[Kyle]

wax figures huddled around a tv showing tim allen in: zoom in the 21st century americas exhibit of the A.D. 5000 smithsonian museum of natural history

[Kirbyoto]

uwe fucking boll's alone in the fucking dark

[Kyle]

a representative sample of your dvd collection would include the likes of real men, rock star, and beowulf and grendel

a very conservative estimate would still place the total amount spent on dvds above $20,000

you constantly post about how you have to sacrifice watching your child grow up so you can work like 120 hours a week to bring home the bacon

i think you can see where this is headed

[Matt W]

It may be above it alphabetically, but in terms of movie quality, how would you rank Scary Movie IV compared to Schindler's List?

[Justin]

^^^oh you fuck^^^

scary movie 4? what about the other 3? aren't you afraid of missing the extensive continuity between films and subtle in-jokes written for longtime fans of the series?

[Kyle]

mind hunters my super ex-girlfriend the lake house the guardian the country bears 50 first dates just my luck

i guess they don't carry the criterion collection at walgreens, huh

[Kyle]

It may be above it alphabetically, but in terms of movie quality, how would you rank Scary Movie IV compared to Schindler's List?

i like when there's a genuinely good movie or at least a movie that's considered objectively important among the other stuff, because it further highlights the utter lack of any discriminating taste or discretion

like he just buys a sack of dvds in bulk from wholesalers

[Matt W]

Both Babe movies are incredible. Mocking them will not be tolerated.

This really needs its own thread.

And sorry Justin

[Wat, But A Girl]

you bought all dogs go to heaven 2 but not all dogs go to heaven

also the goddamn postman

what the hell 7th

EDIT: and popeye, consarnit

[Justin]

when you bought ultraviolet were you under the influence of some sort of hallucinogenic drug which maybe clouded the fact that you were purchasing what one could loosely regard as a film as opposed to a squirming gaggle of jokers spitting up gobs of rainbow?

[Matt W]

Only one season of Everybody Loves Raymond? Don't you want to finish the journey?