Most Awesome News of the Year

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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Andy on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:43 am

I learned it from you.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Bill on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:44 am

Can someone people list for me any and all reasons I shouldn't close this thread and throw it away

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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Andy on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:45 am

There are none.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby James on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:46 am

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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Andy on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:48 am

The lesson is that you should pick your goddamn battles and not expect what you can't give (respect, various other things)
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Alex on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:48 am

You've got him making charts now, jesus.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Andy on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:50 am

I don't believe we could have stopped him.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby James on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:51 am

when was the last time i made fun of any of you for opinions you held that weren't based on hating my opinion

remember that distinction i made with vegans earlier

So what, yeah, I got thin skin. I take things personally. I get angry. Does that mean that you're not responsible for provoking me and attacking me? To use a vaguely relevant example, does that mean you get to shoot a person because you assumed they were wearing a bulletproof vest?
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Alex on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:53 am

I still hate hunting.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby James on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:54 am

Let's explore why!
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Alex on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:55 am

Nah.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Andy on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:57 am

You told me point blank that you don't respect any of us but Jon and like one other person, and even as I was trying to convince you to stay you wouldn't put me on that damn list. I believe you said (as always) "nobody respects me there" and I said "well I'd like to think my trying to get you to stick around shows some respect" and your response was something like "i dont hate you" or some shit. In this very thread you said something to the effect that everyone but Casey can suck it or something (btw gg casey). You don't have to make fun to show disrespect to someone.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Casey on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:57 am

I'm bored with this thread; who wants to go shoot some animals
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby blacktoothgrin on Thu Dec 13, 2025 12:58 am

I don't like hunting because it's taking something worth being good at (killing for food) and making it about something not being good at (finding beautiful, graceful, enormous beasts and killing them in cold blood).

That's just one guy's opinion though! Everybody's elses is just as correct! We are all equal. We are all one.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Illinois Smith on Thu Dec 13, 2025 1:04 am

i like bears more than stupid asshats who give guns to little kids and i'm named after them too so there's that

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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby James on Thu Dec 13, 2025 1:04 am

For some reason, just like my roommate, you think of "condescending" as a generic insult that is just meant to hurt your feelings and isn't an actual criticism of your behavior.

I assume it's easier that way.

But yeah, Andy, I understand how being aloof and self-assured can be hard on you, and believe me that every time I get sneered at or made fun of I understand your pain.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby James on Thu Dec 13, 2025 1:05 am

JUST TO MAKE SURE: IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO STILL HAS FOND MEMORIES OF ME

I MUST BE AS THOROUGH AS POSSIBLE IN THIS ENDEAVOR
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Bill on Thu Dec 13, 2025 1:08 am

I just noticed that I typed "someone people" up there and it just makes me so angry

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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Justin on Thu Dec 13, 2025 4:10 am

James wrote:JUST TO MAKE SURE: IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO STILL HAS FOND MEMORIES OF ME

I MUST BE AS THOROUGH AS POSSIBLE IN THIS ENDEAVOR

I do and you'll think I"m being smug when I say it but they're all of fun lovin' joshin' around in the moog' James but that's because I generally prefer funny easy goin' people over serious ones and I wish we could go back a few months because that James was a pretty good friend.
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Re: Most Awesome News of the Year

Postby Bill on Thu Dec 13, 2025 4:23 am

justin what does the word locked mean to you

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