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[Andy]

I just reconnected with a bunch of old friends last night and we had a rompin' good time. That was pretty goat gifting.

[More Like]

Sort of a double-edged sword... As previously mentioned, I found a job after looking for 5 months. That is good news. I found it quite fun before, though, when people asked me what I did, as they would get sort of uncomfortable upon hearing that I was unemployed. But now I will sound like the most boring person in the world upon explaining my job. Saying, "I'm a catastrophe risk analyst," will either make people say, "Oh," or require they ask for an explanation, after which they will say, "Oh."

[Nathan]

My wife seems to be recovering nicely from cancer, and my son who was born three months premature is growing steadily.

[An Inconvenient Dan]

The tumor on my head is growing into an attractive shape.

[That Damn Furry]

My friends from high school are finally starting to get back from college which means I'll have people to go do stuff with on weekends now. Like going to Rocky Horror. Also I finally went out and got a new headband for my ears, so now I'll be able to go to Rocky fully decked out, as it were.

[DGMacphee]

Happened last Tuesday: For the first time in my entire life, I asked a complete stranger if she wanted to grab a cup of coffee sometime. She said yes, and gave me her number.

Her name is Lauren.

[Terry bancake]

My friends from high school are finally starting to get back from college which means I'll have people to go do stuff with on weekends now. Like going to Rocky Horror. Also I finally went out and got a new headband for my ears, so now I'll be able to go to Rocky fully decked out, as it were.

i fucking hate you die die die you useless cunt

[Justin]

The tumor on my head is growing into an attractive shape.

Wo-hooooaaah! Check out mysterymeat bein' eeeedddgggy in this thread!

[Bill]

This thread isn't very happy at all.

[caitlin]

I found two dollars today when I washed my pants and my hippo watch as well.

[Justin]

I got out of work a half-hour early tonight. That was pretty sweet.

[caitlin]

I get weekends off!!!

[Alan]

headband for my ears

please tell me you mean regular human ears.

[Casey]

don't bait him.

GET IT

[Bill]

Alright, knock it off. You're shitting up more threads by picking at him than he has by actually mentioning anything furry related.

[Casey]

I'm sorry I made a stupid joke instead of threatening him with bodily harm. Macaroni hearts for everyone?

[Casey]

Anyway, on a happy note, I found out today that when I go to visit my parents a week from now, my brother will be doing the same thing. I haven't seen him since Christmas, so that's pretty exciting. And we're going to see the Futureheads on the 26th! It's strange how much I could miss my family without realizing it until I start anticipating seeing them again.

[Greg]

First, I cleaned out my car today, and in the process found the Green Day CD I thought I lost.

Then, I went to the mall, and somehow, without me knowing, a comic book convention moved in on the lower floor. I ended up with a bunch of films I would have had to pay three times more for on Ebay. Totally made up for my buddy refusing the show up today.

[Mando]

I removed three staples from my boyfriend's gator bitten head yesterday, so that was cool. And he got us tickets to see Murder By Death next thursday, which is even better.

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE!

[dave hunsen goupy]

Today my mom was telling me that she saw the mom of someone that currently goes to my old school, where I used to pitch from 6-8th grade. She said that this lady's daughter is now playing on the team and my old coach is still coaching and she said that he still talks about me. That was over 12 years ago. That made my day.