just a couple a bros tryin to figure out this thing called life:
Boiskov (8:57:57 PM): Haha, fuck, look at those nutrition facts
Boiskov (8:57:58 PM):
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
r a m b o l i (8:59:10 PM): not as bad as a george w. hitler burger from mcdumba$$, but pretty ridiculous!
Boiskov (8:59:46 PM): my friend schmo got a picture of his girl givin the plastic ronald mcdonald on the bench a blowie
r a m b o l i (9:00:02 PM): lol
Boiskov (9:00:14 PM): one side of him was like "that aint right" but the other side was like "freakaayyyy"
r a m b o l i (9:00:34 PM): i can imagine, brah
r a m b o l i (9:00:46 PM): like when a girl has a tongue ring and yer talkin to her
r a m b o l i (9:01:04 PM): part of you's like "let me get a piece!" and the other's like "danger, will robinson!"
Boiskov (9:01:59 PM): y'know when ya
Boiskov (9:02:04 PM): ya gotta be at 2 dates at the same time
r a m b o l i (9:02:43 PM): ha, don't i ever, it's like "chill out, ladies, there's enough k-sauce to go around"
r a m b o l i (9:02:47 PM): but they don't play like that
r a m b o l i (9:02:53 PM): so ya gotta "coordinate"
Boiskov (9:03:12 PM): like a game a chess
Boiskov (9:03:26 PM): move your pawn up a space, down a space, left to right
Boiskov (9:03:30 PM): gotta think on your feet
r a m b o l i (9:03:49 PM): heh, i play that shit like chinese checkers
r a m b o l i (9:03:52 PM): six points of attack
Boiskov (9:03:57 PM): life aint a track meet it's a marathon and this chicks the stopwatch
r a m b o l i (9:04:21 PM): it's like this, some dudes think it's all about the destination
r a m b o l i (9:04:26 PM): they don't even KNOW the journey
Boiskov (9:04:43 PM): like in the siddhartha
Boiskov (9:05:23 PM): thought it was all bout the benjamins ended up bein about the dalai llama [sic] an playing that guitar they play over there
Boiskov (9:05:24 PM): sitar
Boiskov (9:05:26 PM): that's it sitar
r a m b o l i (9:05:33 PM): bro, there's a book you should read for some love tips
r a m b o l i (9:05:37 PM): called "the art of war"
r a m b o l i (9:05:49 PM): they made a movie out of it with wesley snipes in case you can't "get the cliff notes"
Boiskov (9:05:53 PM): lol got some karma [sic] sutra freaky shiznatch
r a m b o l i (9:06:09 PM): lol i was with a chick who was into that
Boiskov (9:06:17 PM): lol oh man
r a m b o l i (9:06:23 PM): she was like "double lotus freezy freaky" and i was like damn
Boiskov (9:06:30 PM): k-meister takin off more than he can chew
Boiskov (9:06:41 PM): thought i'd never see the day
Boiskov (9:06:50 PM): ever check out tantra
Boiskov (9:06:55 PM): tellin ya man it works tellin ya
r a m b o l i (9:06:58 PM): naw, i chewed it allll night
r a m b o l i (9:07:04 PM): is that where sting has a boner for 2 days
r a m b o l i (9:07:05 PM): no thanks!
Boiskov (9:07:21 PM): it's like its all in your mind ya gotta save up your babysauce
Boiskov (9:07:38 PM): tellin ya dont knock till ya tried it
r a m b o l i (9:07:39 PM): so j-dawg has trouble with "staying power"
Boiskov (9:07:43 PM): naw!
Boiskov (9:07:45 PM): naw man naw
r a m b o l i (9:08:02 PM): hey man, none of my business, heh
Boiskov (9:08:30 PM): man back in the day they called me jallion the stallion
Boiskov (9:08:34 PM): i still got it
r a m b o l i (9:09:00 PM): jon bois: viagra poster boy
r a m b o l i (9:09:07 PM): heh, i'm just razzin ya man
r a m b o l i (9:09:21 PM): i know we're both members of an exclusive club
r a m b o l i (9:09:35 PM): let's just say bill bellamy is also involved, and that's all i gotta say!
Boiskov (9:09:57 PM): lol you me bill bellamy dl hughley henry rollins
Boiskov (9:10:06 PM): all those dudes you'd really wanna hit the bong with
Boiskov (9:10:09 PM): they'd talk it all up
r a m b o l i (9:10:22 PM): oh man, i can just see it now
r a m b o l i (9:10:43 PM): you'd give the h-man a hard time, and he'd give you that patented "rollins death stare"
r a m b o l i (9:10:54 PM): but then you'd all take a big bong rip and it'd be cool
Boiskov (9:11:53 PM): lol i'd tell dl hughley "you got chris tuckers # in your cell"
Boiskov (9:12:05 PM): "call him up holmes lets get this started right"
Boiskov (9:12:18 PM): scream "i michael jackson you tito" when he calls him up
r a m b o l i (9:12:51 PM): heh, that's totally somethin you'd do, bro
r a m b o l i (9:13:05 PM): maybe give steve harvey a call
r a m b o l i (9:13:16 PM): you KNOW he knows how to cut it down then build it back up
r a m b o l i (9:14:28 PM): i bet whoopi goldberg smokes weed
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