The P-Boi Forum Quotes thread...AGAIN!

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The P-Boi Forum Quotes thread...AGAIN!

Postby Hanstock on Wed Jun 14, 2025 11:02 pm

BlueCarolina97 (8:46:05 PM): Oh hey, do you agree that it's totally jackass that the song KFC now uses in its commercials is "Sweet Home Alabama"?
SirdylanBob (8:46:28 PM): I'm not a skynard fan, outside of the awesome use of "Gimmie Back My Bullets" by the Ugly Brothers
BlueCarolina97 (8:46:46 PM): Right, but KENTUCKY Fried Chicken.
SirdylanBob (8:47:11 PM): Oh, right. Yeah, that's pretty silly.
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby Kyle on Thu Jun 15, 2025 8:23 pm

just a couple a bros tryin to figure out this thing called life:

Boiskov (8:57:57 PM): Haha, fuck, look at those nutrition facts
Boiskov (8:57:58 PM): http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
r a m b o l i (8:59:10 PM): not as bad as a george w. hitler burger from mcdumba$$, but pretty ridiculous!
Boiskov (8:59:46 PM): my friend schmo got a picture of his girl givin the plastic ronald mcdonald on the bench a blowie
r a m b o l i (9:00:02 PM): lol
Boiskov (9:00:14 PM): one side of him was like "that aint right" but the other side was like "freakaayyyy"
r a m b o l i (9:00:34 PM): i can imagine, brah
r a m b o l i (9:00:46 PM): like when a girl has a tongue ring and yer talkin to her
r a m b o l i (9:01:04 PM): part of you's like "let me get a piece!" and the other's like "danger, will robinson!"
Boiskov (9:01:59 PM): y'know when ya
Boiskov (9:02:04 PM): ya gotta be at 2 dates at the same time
r a m b o l i (9:02:43 PM): ha, don't i ever, it's like "chill out, ladies, there's enough k-sauce to go around"
r a m b o l i (9:02:47 PM): but they don't play like that
r a m b o l i (9:02:53 PM): so ya gotta "coordinate"
Boiskov (9:03:12 PM): like a game a chess
Boiskov (9:03:26 PM): move your pawn up a space, down a space, left to right
Boiskov (9:03:30 PM): gotta think on your feet
r a m b o l i (9:03:49 PM): heh, i play that shit like chinese checkers
r a m b o l i (9:03:52 PM): six points of attack
Boiskov (9:03:57 PM): life aint a track meet it's a marathon and this chicks the stopwatch
r a m b o l i (9:04:21 PM): it's like this, some dudes think it's all about the destination
r a m b o l i (9:04:26 PM): they don't even KNOW the journey
Boiskov (9:04:43 PM): like in the siddhartha
Boiskov (9:05:23 PM): thought it was all bout the benjamins ended up bein about the dalai llama [sic] an playing that guitar they play over there
Boiskov (9:05:24 PM): sitar
Boiskov (9:05:26 PM): that's it sitar
r a m b o l i (9:05:33 PM): bro, there's a book you should read for some love tips
r a m b o l i (9:05:37 PM): called "the art of war"
r a m b o l i (9:05:49 PM): they made a movie out of it with wesley snipes in case you can't "get the cliff notes"
Boiskov (9:05:53 PM): lol got some karma [sic] sutra freaky shiznatch
r a m b o l i (9:06:09 PM): lol i was with a chick who was into that
Boiskov (9:06:17 PM): lol oh man
r a m b o l i (9:06:23 PM): she was like "double lotus freezy freaky" and i was like damn
Boiskov (9:06:30 PM): k-meister takin off more than he can chew
Boiskov (9:06:41 PM): thought i'd never see the day
Boiskov (9:06:50 PM): ever check out tantra
Boiskov (9:06:55 PM): tellin ya man it works tellin ya
r a m b o l i (9:06:58 PM): naw, i chewed it allll night
r a m b o l i (9:07:04 PM): is that where sting has a boner for 2 days
r a m b o l i (9:07:05 PM): no thanks!
Boiskov (9:07:21 PM): it's like its all in your mind ya gotta save up your babysauce
Boiskov (9:07:38 PM): tellin ya dont knock till ya tried it
r a m b o l i (9:07:39 PM): so j-dawg has trouble with "staying power"
Boiskov (9:07:43 PM): naw!
Boiskov (9:07:45 PM): naw man naw
r a m b o l i (9:08:02 PM): hey man, none of my business, heh
Boiskov (9:08:30 PM): man back in the day they called me jallion the stallion
Boiskov (9:08:34 PM): i still got it
r a m b o l i (9:09:00 PM): jon bois: viagra poster boy
r a m b o l i (9:09:07 PM): heh, i'm just razzin ya man
r a m b o l i (9:09:21 PM): i know we're both members of an exclusive club
r a m b o l i (9:09:35 PM): let's just say bill bellamy is also involved, and that's all i gotta say!
Boiskov (9:09:57 PM): lol you me bill bellamy dl hughley henry rollins
Boiskov (9:10:06 PM): all those dudes you'd really wanna hit the bong with
Boiskov (9:10:09 PM): they'd talk it all up
r a m b o l i (9:10:22 PM): oh man, i can just see it now
r a m b o l i (9:10:43 PM): you'd give the h-man a hard time, and he'd give you that patented "rollins death stare"
r a m b o l i (9:10:54 PM): but then you'd all take a big bong rip and it'd be cool
Boiskov (9:11:53 PM): lol i'd tell dl hughley "you got chris tuckers # in your cell"
Boiskov (9:12:05 PM): "call him up holmes lets get this started right"
Boiskov (9:12:18 PM): scream "i michael jackson you tito" when he calls him up
r a m b o l i (9:12:51 PM): heh, that's totally somethin you'd do, bro
r a m b o l i (9:13:05 PM): maybe give steve harvey a call
r a m b o l i (9:13:16 PM): you KNOW he knows how to cut it down then build it back up
r a m b o l i (9:14:28 PM): i bet whoopi goldberg smokes weed
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby Jon on Wed Jun 21, 2025 5:53 pm

(18:51:12) polkjklop23: hi
(18:51:35) Boiskov: Howdy
(18:51:45) polkjklop23: was up
(18:51:57) Boiskov: Nothing much, you?
(18:52:52) polkjklop23: notin could u please im cookieburner742 and tell them they are a liar
(18:52:53) polkjklop23: notin could u please im cookieburner742 and tell them they are a liar
(18:53:08) polkjklop23 logged out.

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Postby Bill on Thu Jun 22, 2025 11:29 pm

putting my aim at the bottom of articles was such an awesome idea

antifli81: Ilike feet
Basher Lemming: That's super.
antifli81: Do you like them?
Basher Lemming: They are handy for walking.
antifli81: oh fuck ya
antifli81: I I found out today that miracles are occuring rigt in front of us
antifli81: *right
antifli81: As like anyone else, my colon is perfectly tubelike and rather skinny. However, when I looked at my stew pie suprise, I was in awe as I saw an "L" shaped twist
Basher Lemming: You're a delightful person.
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Postby Kyle on Fri Jun 23, 2025 12:41 am

r a m b o l i (1:40:10 AM): fuckin uwe boll
r a m b o l i (1:40:15 AM): cant even imagine what goes on in head of his
Creeps6 (1:40:52 AM): let the bodies hit the floor on constant repeat
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby B on Sat Jul 15, 2025 11:27 pm

bethanomics: my friend Teresa has two hamsters and it was almost a disaster because one day they turned on each other and tried to kill each other. now they live in separate cages :/
Destinys2ndKid: Yeah, hamsters need to be owned one at a time.
bethanomics: they were friends for a while! they'd curl up together and snuggle and sleep together
bethanomics: for months
Destinys2ndKid: That's how it goes.
bethanomics: then one day, AJ the hamster turned on Daniels the hamster and tried to chew his ear off. AJ is a vicious little fucker. he bites.
Destinys2ndKid: And he doesn't know how to work.
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Postby Hanstock on Wed Nov 01, 2025 11:45 am

This was sparked by me creating my new favorite joke:
Q: Why does Ariel from The Little Mermaid have such big hair?
A: Because she uses a lot of Aqua Net.
A: Get it?
A: AQUA net
A: because of water

Feel free to use that and give me credit.

cristin Manuel (8:33:59 AM): but where does ariel sleep at night?
Bill Hanstock (8:34:14 AM): in the seabed?
cristin Manuel (8:34:15 AM): in a WATER bed
Bill Hanstock (8:34:19 AM): get it
Bill Hanstock (8:34:21 AM): WATER bed
Bill Hanstock (8:34:32 AM): because she lives UNDER THE SEAS
Bill Hanstock (8:35:23 AM): she eats at RED LOBSTER
cristin Manuel (8:35:56 AM): whats here fave fast food?
Bill Hanstock (8:36:30 AM): dairy queen? OH GOD WHAT
cristin Manuel (8:36:46 AM): kentucky-fried-chicken-of-the-sea
cristin Manuel (8:37:06 AM): whats here fave deseart
cristin Manuel (8:37:12 AM): desert
Bill Hanstock (8:37:22 AM): waht
cristin Manuel (8:37:22 AM): OTTER pops
cristin Manuel (8:37:34 AM): cause they're from the ocean too
Bill Hanstock (8:37:35 AM): What's her favorite fountain beverage?
cristin Manuel (8:37:39 AM): and she lives there
Bill Hanstock (8:37:56 AM): hi-C
Bill Hanstock (8:38:00 AM): HIGH SEA
cristin Manuel (8:38:02 AM): HI-SEA
cristin Manuel (8:38:04 AM): lol
cristin Manuel (8:39:16 AM): why does she drink so much orange juice?
Bill Hanstock (8:40:02 AM): for VITAMIN SEA
cristin Manuel (8:40:03 AM): cause its got lots of vitamin SEA
cristin Manuel (8:40:05 AM): YAY
Bill Hanstock (8:40:24 AM): she goes to Trader Joe's to get FISH OIL
Bill Hanstock (8:40:46 AM): because that's absurd that she would go on land to get something that is readily available UNDER THE SEAS
cristin Manuel (8:40:52 AM): lol
Bill Hanstock (8:41:22 AM): she had to call someone to TUNA her piano
cristin Manuel (8:41:26 AM): lol
cristin Manuel (8:41:33 AM): i thought of that one allready
Bill Hanstock (8:41:36 AM): she
Bill Hanstock (8:41:41 AM): she's in a band you know
Bill Hanstock (8:41:44 AM): she plays BASS
cristin Manuel (8:41:47 AM): lol
cristin Manuel (8:41:49 AM): nice
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby Hanstock on Wed Nov 08, 2025 4:46 pm

Bill Hanstock (1:41:53 PM): the holidays are fast approaching
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:42:01 PM): YESSSS
Bill Hanstock (1:42:05 PM): i am excited
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:42:11 PM): really
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:42:15 PM): that is good
Bill Hanstock (1:42:30 PM): yeah the holidays so totally rle
Bill Hanstock (1:42:54 PM): i get to watch muppet christmas carol and muppet family christmas and it's a very merry muppet christmas
Bill Hanstock (1:43:07 PM): and listen to john denver and the muppets celebrate christmas
Bill Hanstock (1:43:15 PM): i like the muppets
Bill Hanstock (1:44:04 PM): and i like christmas
Bill Hanstock (1:44:11 PM): it is a win/win situation
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:44:40 PM): omg
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:44:45 PM): how nice
Bill Hanstock (1:44:57 PM): what do you have something against the muppets
Bill Hanstock (1:45:00 PM): are you a communist
Myriam Richemond 25593 (1:45:03 PM): no
Bill Hanstock (1:46:04 PM): are you sure
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby Kyle on Wed Nov 08, 2025 5:45 pm

what the fuck is this shit
HITLER! HITLER IS JOHN KERRY, RONALD MCDONALD, MICKEY MOUSE. AMERICA IS HITLER. STOP BEING CONTROLLED BY BUSH'S LIES, BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU HITLER TOO! HITLER IS EVERYWHERE—WATCH OUT FOR HITLER! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

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Postby White Panther on Wed Nov 08, 2025 6:11 pm

bill hastnock yiffs muppet
hanstock wrote:But anyway, cakes!
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Postby Mike on Wed Nov 08, 2025 8:33 pm

You spelled works at Olive Garden wrong.
mreow wrote:AssMcDonald's ShitMcGriddle Cuntwich.
Five Tool Player wrote:ahahahahaha fuck the goddamn mets

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Postby Hanstock on Tue Dec 05, 2025 1:05 pm

Cat! (10:00:15 AM): people spend all their time trying to have an image instead of a self.
Cat! (10:00:25 AM): it's too bad
Bill Hanstock x2-5161 (10:00:33 AM): yeah
Bill Hanstock x2-5161 (10:00:44 AM): but it leads to slutty halloween costumes so it's not all that bad
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby Kirbyoto on Tue Dec 05, 2025 3:07 pm

actually it IS all that bad. it is making me tired of midriffs. it is like "Hello, bellybutton. Yes, I see you. Yes, ha ha, hilarious."
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Postby Hanstock on Tue Dec 05, 2025 3:14 pm

bellybutton is so 98, it's all about bottom asscheek
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby Kirbyoto on Tue Dec 05, 2025 3:16 pm

what

but that's where poop lives
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Postby Hanstock on Tue Dec 05, 2025 3:27 pm

kirby someday you will kiss a girl and it will be so awesome
Judas and pals (7:23:47 PM): well if you reeeeaaaly want to give it to me then go ahead

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Postby White Panther on Tue Dec 05, 2025 3:29 pm

a joke by brian posehn
hanstock wrote:But anyway, cakes!
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Postby Kirbyoto on Tue Dec 05, 2025 4:55 pm

SundownMotel wrote:kirby someday you will kiss a girl and it will be so awesome

Well I :|

I uh :[

:(
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Postby Sami on Tue Dec 05, 2025 10:35 pm

awwwwwww
Mike wrote: It's not the size of the chipset that matters. It's how you use it.
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Postby Folby on Tue Dec 05, 2025 11:33 pm

YO KIRB IS MY BOY

HERE ON OUT YOU CROSS HIM YOU CROSS ME

GOT IT?
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