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[Bismark]

quoteth the raven: OH SHIT

[Andy]

[s]those are ravens you ignorant fu[/s]

how the hell you gon call me out on my ornithological fuck ups in front of the whole forum like that

this year i gon have a hanstock o lantern a-burnin on my driveway bitch

Ha, I'm just messin' with you, guy! Here, have a Kandinsky, on me!

[White Panther]

Folby. I don't understand your words.

[Dollo]

THIS BE MY HOUSE YO!

Alright, first things first: this is my first house. Yes, I have been living on my own for about 10 months - and yes - I am very lazy and a) didn't clean up before I took these pics today b) havn't bothered to hang much in the way of artwork. That being said...let us begin.



This is my greatroom, or living room, or whatever the hell you want to call the place I watch my TV.




Ohhhh, an electric fireplace. How classy. But hey - what's that on top?



My Buddhas kick ass. Well, they're pacifists, so not really. You get the idea...


The only thing that sucks about this room for me is this:

Motherfucking 16-foot ceilings. Changing light bulbs is totally out of the question.


On to the hallway:




Leading to the Dining room:




Oh hello, what's this on top of the buffet?

Wine corks. Every bottle I've opened in the house from about the 6-month mark onward.


My Kitchen:

I don't cook that much. You'll notice the Protein Powder(s) on top of the fridge and the espresso maker on the stove. Those are the things I use most here.


Heading upstairs now we have this mirror. I was supposed to hang it 9 months ago. Ah well.

and around the bend



The guest room.

Why the stuffed animals? Where did those even come from?


Den:



Bathroom:



My Master Bedroom:



note the PS2 and Sumo Beanbag chair. It's like I'm still 17 years old.

Now we head to my favourite part of the house. The Basement.



Yes, that's a plaqued FightClub movie poster.

This is my Bass-Couch. My what? My Bass-Couch. It has bass speakers built into the underside of it so it shakes when you watch a movie. It is all things awesome.



The 8-foot projector.



My guitar collection ( Hanstock)



And my rather meager DVD collection from which my friends pilfer constantly



And, well, that's about it. More will come as I decorate this place further...I'll update when warranted I suppose.

[Hanstock]

oh my fucking god you live in a dream house complete with ikea audrey hepburn print and you are griping about your 16-foot vaulted ceilings?

KISS MY ASS

your house is fucking beautiful and i want to live there

[webber Cooledge]

can i have one of your four televisions

[Hanstock]

Dollo clearly sells drugs.

Also his boogers are diamonds.

[Dollo]

Thanks for the compliments guys - it's a work in progress, so I appreciate it. Good eyes on Hanstock for pointing out the Ikea print. Oh - and as for living here Bill, sure, why not. I think Em shotgunned the spare room some months back though...you two can fight for it, to the DEATH!

The upside: the winnar can stay here rent free. All I ask is someone to play PS2 games with and not interrupt my watching of Dexter/UFC/Lost, etc.

[Andy]

I was just sitting here thinking "man thats nice. Oh shit HD TV. Oh shit anothe-oh shit another! Awesome Jazz prin-WTF A FUCKING THEATER. ARE YOU SHITTING ME THAT IS THE ONE ADDITIVE I WANT IN A HOUSE.

Dollo's got a dope pad

[Hanstock]

Seriously what do you do for a living.

are you an oil tycoon

[B]

yeah thanks dollo thanks a lot for making the poor people with one reasonably sized television look terrible

[DGMacphee]

I don't even own a TV

[B]

see, look what you've done to DGMacphee!

[Hanstock]

what i gather from dollo's post is that we're bad people and we should feel bad

[Maynard,]

Looking at your house makes me feel like Frank Grimes. "A dream house! Fancy clothes and...lobsters for dinner!"

[Andy]

dollo have you met gerald ford and gone into space

dont you lie to me

[DGMacphee]

I'm feeling a little better about the whole "Dollo is a millionare with four more TVs than I do" issue now that I've had soemthing to eat out of an alleyway garbage bin. Maybe Dollo could also send me any old copies of his Wall Street Journal subscription. I could use some extra blankets on those cold nights.

[mreow]

Dollo, could you please clean up next time you're going to take pictures of your pigsty? My god.

(I am kidding and your house is amazing)

[webber Cooledge]

tissue boxes lyin every which way

i am sad that as far as i know dollo has never posted in the video games forum yet he apparently owns like three times as many ps2 games as i do

[Casey]

well right but they could just be

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