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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Matt W on Mon Oct 01, 2025 3:17 pm

James wrote:no thanks bro that whole "p.s. tell me if you think my body is good i know my face isnt too great" turned me off like i am going to be bangin one of those nurses from silent hill or somethin

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Spoodles on Tue Oct 02, 2025 8:15 pm

THE RULES wrote:The only text you may add is the name of your branch city.


oh noes!
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Andy on Tue Oct 02, 2025 9:19 pm

what
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Wat, But A Girl on Tue Oct 02, 2025 9:30 pm

ahahahahahaha

so basically none of you actually read the rules for this contest until now right

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Hanstock on Tue Oct 02, 2025 9:36 pm

I deleted my slogan before submitting.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby First-Tiger on Tue Oct 02, 2025 9:36 pm

Hey, my logo has everything in its right place.
Sometimes you get up and bake a cake or something, sometimes you stay in bed.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Spoodles on Tue Oct 02, 2025 9:41 pm

Yeah, yours is pretty bitchin' too. Mine is just my branch's name surrounded by a paperclip.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Kristen Smith on Wed Oct 03, 2025 8:44 pm

heck yes, I was hired!
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Whittle on Wed Oct 03, 2025 9:11 pm

as was i! does this mean justin is manager?
Whether you choose to have Lenny Lane come to the party or your party come to Lenny Lane.

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Justin on Wed Oct 03, 2025 9:15 pm

yup. just got the e-mail.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Alan on Wed Oct 03, 2025 9:18 pm

Number of Employees: 62

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby tmbg13 on Wed Oct 03, 2025 9:58 pm

Question: Why is there no chance to become the second most important member of a regional branch, Assistant to the Regional Manager?

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby More Like on Wed Oct 03, 2025 10:33 pm

who are all these clowns?

justin, your first act as regional manager: DOWNSIZING

eta: everyone should probably get a computer, a keyboard, a mouse, a chair, and a phone
eta2: or maybe not. your level within the company is based on how many schrutebucks you have.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby webber Cooledge on Wed Oct 03, 2025 10:43 pm

so wth do you actually win justin
something about wrestling

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby James on Wed Oct 03, 2025 10:51 pm

justin i'm not an employee but if i was what would you do to protect my children

also: my lawn needs mowing, can something be done?!?
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Bismark on Thu Oct 04, 2025 8:29 am

so what the hell do we do
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Matt W on Thu Oct 04, 2025 8:32 am

design a kickass logo and await further instructions I guess
James wrote:no thanks bro that whole "p.s. tell me if you think my body is good i know my face isnt too great" turned me off like i am going to be bangin one of those nurses from silent hill or somethin

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Brandon on Thu Oct 04, 2025 11:59 am

I was without internet for a few days and missed this whole gig.

I've applied for my job and created a logo, only to realize I'm 13 hours late. :(

See:


Now I see how fantastically bad it is. The black bar is off to the left.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Whittle on Fri Oct 05, 2025 6:02 pm

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby DJ Jazzy Jeff on Fri Oct 05, 2025 7:14 pm

how did you save the image? i made a kick-ass young creed!
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