Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

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Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Justin on Fri Sep 28, 2025 1:59 pm

NBC is holding a promotion wherein people can "manage" regional branches of Dunder Mifflin located across the country. I think it could be fun, so I signed up for the Brockton, MA branch. I was born and used to live there, and it is a disgusting slum, which seems to be true of all the branches left to manage.

Anyway, I need fifteen employees, so just visit http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/ and sign up under the Brockton, MA branch using the following promo code.

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Folby on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:05 pm

what does the job entail
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Hanstock on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:10 pm

I'm your man!
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Matt W on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:10 pm

I'm so in this.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Maynard, on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:11 pm

Am I able to rollover my current 401k into your retirement plan without any penalties?
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Hanstock on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:12 pm

Heh, already got a cool thousand Schrutebucks.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Whittle on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:12 pm

im signed up

i would like to exchange my $1000 schrute bucks for a dime
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby B on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:16 pm

sign'd
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Andy on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:19 pm

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Bismark on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:23 pm

two of the offices are wayyyyyyyy closer to me so you'd better make the commute worth my while
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby First-Tiger on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:26 pm

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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Kristen Smith on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:29 pm

I "applied." Do you get to reject applications?
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Jon on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:30 pm

I signed up and cannot wait to click on more things that lead me to "coming soon" pages.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Casey on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:34 pm

lookin' forward to more marketing
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Chris Hansen on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:38 pm

I work for those guys.
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Whittle on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:55 pm

btw, if you're not named the manager of brockton, does that mean we all lose out, too?

and how do they decide who gets to be manager? because i want to do this so hord
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Bismark on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:56 pm

what the hell do you actually do in this
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Casey on Fri Sep 28, 2025 2:59 pm

see? it's just like working in an office!
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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Alan on Fri Sep 28, 2025 3:15 pm

Whittle wrote:btw, if you're not named the manager of brockton, does that mean we all lose out, too?


If your potential Regional Manager is not hired, your application must then be approved by the winning Regional Manager.


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Re: Dunder Mifflin, Brockton

Postby Jon on Fri Sep 28, 2025 3:46 pm

Casey wrote:see? it's just like working in an office!


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