starting things off pretty harsh on page two:
nick, you are not Jon Bois and zack hoagie will be cooler than you are now when he is the age that you are now.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Casey on Tue Sep 25, 2025 9:13 pm
Bismark wrote:the only way to protect your opinions is to never reveal them
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Tue Sep 25, 2025 11:41 pm
you're goddamn right, if the last shit i took and nick got in a fight it would probably end in a draw
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 2:18 am
the internet would be a better place if nick had never been born
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Casey on Wed Sep 26, 2025 8:20 am
man we fucked up the "three page" thing almost as badly as Nick has fucked up his life so far
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Rusty Cooledge v2 on Wed Sep 26, 2025 9:08 am
well we do have till 1900 hours so there is still time!!
statistics show nick enjoys the company of other men more than the company of other women
statistics show nick enjoys the company of other men more than the company of other women
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Nick on Wed Sep 26, 2025 3:44 pm
tick tick tick tick
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Maynard, on Wed Sep 26, 2025 4:41 pm
It is my understanding the Nick appears unflattering in many different types of lighting.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Z.S. Ghost on Wed Sep 26, 2025 4:44 pm
If Nick and a thanksgiving dinner were in a room, I'd be sure to ignore Nick and go right to the thanksgiving dinner.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by webber Cooledge on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:45 pm
man, fuck nick
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:54 pm
we had to leave new york a day early because nick got his toothbrush caught in his dick hole
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:54 pm
nick has never used "defrost" on a microwave
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:56 pm
nick's latest project at school was a baking soda and vinegar volcano that spat out papers detailing source code for "QUAD" for the ti-83
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:56 pm
nick's mom told me that she hates him
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:56 pm
in the varsity letters video nick looks like bulimic paul bunyan
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:57 pm
i have 3 minutes left, which is longer than theo epstein says nick lasts in bed
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:57 pm
nick got a sox hat when he was 6 and until he was 19 he thought they were the "bed sox"
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:58 pm
nick probably doesn't know how to delete the forum index anyway
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:58 pm
actually nick would probably just take a pink pet to his computer monitor
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:59 pm
nick thinks it's spelled "lunboks"
He could still here they’re giggles. “Let’s get ice cweam, daddy.” NO! It was to painfull. He had to forget. He took a slug of booze to forget. This indicated a potential drinking problem.
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Re: A Global Nick Dallamora Flame Thread that can go in an
by Jon on Wed Sep 26, 2025 5:59 pm
oh jesus christ how many posts do i have to do
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