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[Hanstock]

tion

What is "Real"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDa5UiRkDdY&NR=1

Makes you think, guys. Really makes you think.

For your own good, bitch please.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O6Bqf23u-40& ... ed&search=

[Daniel]

real weird if you ask me

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Ok, maybe Chris Crocker is in fact the Andy Kaufman of our generation.

[zack hoagie!]

i really really want him to be

seriously

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

its crissy bitch

I can totally see him in Party Monster, which is a horrible/awesome movie by the way.

[Kristen]

GO PLAY HALO FREAKIN 3

[Dollo]

Why does he have a signed development deal with Vh1 or something? What the fuck? I hate the 'culture of celebrity worship' that we've all become obsessed with - and the 15-minutes-of-fame-sound-bite-junkies it spawns.

[Kristen Smith]

My friend claims to have seen Chris Crocker out and about while clubbing this weekend in LA. I am waiting to hear back what he said to him and if indeed this is true.

edit: it is true he did see him and he screamed "HEY you trainwreck where's mommy's lollipops!"
(Britney says "where's mommy's lollipops" to her kids when she wants her cigarettes) eh, at least he screamed something.

[Hanstock]

crocker ass crocker

[B]

Why does he have a signed development deal with Vh1 or something? What the fuck? I hate the 'culture of celebrity worship' that we've all become obsessed with - and the 15-minutes-of-fame-sound-bite-junkies it spawns.

Here's to hoping VH1 comes across that one Youtube video where he makes out with his own brother and talks about how they are spiritual lovers so they can go eesh, we can skip this bullshit, and get right on with Lacey of Love, or whatever.

[James]

wait, so what is real other than something that chris crocker hates

i mean it is pretty clear that he is fake in every possible regard but

[B]

well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gID5bpXAU

Recently the esteemed Mr. Crocker posted a youtube video where he admits that his love is his biological brother. The impetus for this seems to have been some outstanding members of Legion who found out the two lovers shared the same last name. In his confession, Crocker claims that they may be biological brothers but are spiritual lovers. He also recalls incredibly fucked up moments from his childhood where he checked out his brother while their mother was bathing them. He goes on to justify this sick, furry like behavior by explaining that you should love whoever you want, even if that person is a goat. Apparently, Crocker thinks gay incest is a beautiful thing (but is not promoting incest in any way, lol)

[James]

adding him to the list of "people who i kinda wish i never found out existed"

[B]

good call

[Chris Hansen]

I seriously think I may be a little homophobic.

This is genuinely surprising to me.

[Lindy]

Chris Crocker making you uncomfortable doesn't make you homophobic. Just trust me on this one.

[James]

it doesn't make you afraid of transsexual-types either

chris crocker is his own insanity

[Kristen Smith]

I cannot stop laughing about this irl but one of my friends from college is suing Chris Crocker:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/05/hack-chris-crocker-sued-for-fraud/