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[knightni]

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[webber Cooledge]

wtf

School security guards in Palmdale, CA have been caught on camera assaulting a 16-year-old girl and breaking her arm after she spilled some cake during lunch and left some crumbs on the floor after cleaning it up.

The incident occurred last week at Knight High School in Palmdale and was caught on a cell phone camera by another pupil who was then also assaulted by the security guards.

The girl, Pleajhai Mervin, told Fox News LA that she was bumped while queuing for lunch and dropped the cake. After being ordered to clean it up and then re-clean the spot three times, she attempted to leave the area out of embarrassment but was jumped on by security who forced her onto a table, breaking her wrist in the process.

Pleajhai also says that the security guard in the picture yelled "hold still nappy-head" at her, which at the time she did not know was a racist comment.

In an even more shocking development the security guards later had the mother of the girl arrested after she sought out an attorney and demanded that the guard be arrested, telling her that if she wanted the guard detained then she herself would also be charged with battery after she allegedly pushed the guard and an assistant principal of the school. She has also been suspended from her job at another school in the county.

The school expelled Pleajhai for five days before then having her arrested for battery and for littering (the dropping of the cake). Then they had the pupil who captured the video arrested along with his sister who was merely present at the scene.

A walkout is planned for this morning by some students, after which the protesters will call for the firing of the main security guard involved.

[James]

hahaha hooooly shit

logic ++

[webber Cooledge]

Video of said incident (caution: contains Fox News)

[Captain Hot Stuff]

The firing of the guard? Just the firing? I would be demanding his fucking arrest.

[Andy]

She did. They arrested her back.

Fucking campus security guards are the shittiest thing the world has ever produced. They do nothing but power-trip and enforce tiny rules (the only ones they are authorized to without calling actual police) and then they power trip themselves into BREAKING A GIRLS FUCKING ARM.


OVER CAKE.


CAKE, PEOPLE.

[Jon]

yeah i know andy, yet another instance of "cake an' break" goes unreported

[Shamrock]

they're gonna break out the dogs and the rubber bullets when those kids walk out.

[Dollo]

That is seriously the most demented kind of logic I have ever heard. I mean, what?! Cake falls, arm breaks, people get arrested.

Aren't janitors hired to clean this kind of shit up? Isn't that where this whole thing should have ended?

[DGMacphee]

20 years ago, the security guard's mother was raped and murdered by a guy who dropped some cake.

And that's why he became a security guard... TO PROTECT AND SERVE CAKE!