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[Andy]

lol

[Maynard,]

As James said, people watch bad movies because they are "so bad they're good." Most people watching it for that purpose are bound to be let down. Though I liked it when I saw it in theatres, it was still disappointing and would watch anything as a kid.

I did see part of it again a few years ago and it's not nearly as bad as it's reputation. It's obviously not good, but I found it watchable if the expectations rank it as one of the worst movies ever made.

[Bill]

Bad comedies are not funny to watch and I didn't expect it to be. I watched it as a history lesson if nothing else.

[Greg]

I will not write about it because it is (an attempt at) a comedy and making fun of a comedy doesn't really work. This is the reason why the only comedic film MST3k ever did was that beach party movie that I can't remember the name of at the moment.

Catalina Caper

fuck me for knowing that off the top of my head.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

First day of class today. In Intro to Databases (MS Access class), 4 girls sitting around me needed my assistance.

Mostly because they were retarded, as they didn't know how to do things like highlight then move files, and unzip to a specific drive. But I felt pretty cool either way.

[Bismark]

My daughter was supposed to spend the night with her aunt the other night, but we got a call at about 7:30 that she wanted to come home. When I went to pick her up, she explained to me why she wanted to come home. She showed me two pinecones that she found while out walking: one was tall and wide, the other not as tall and more narrow. She said that she saw them and they reminded her of me and mom because we're the same shape and she missed us. This may be the sweetest thing that has ever occured on this planet.

[Alicia]

Awwwwwww.

[Kristen Smith]

awwww I want one...sorta.

[Andy]

I have never heard anything that precious in my entire life.

[Hanstock]

making fun of a comedy doesn't really work.

aw

[James]

what are you talking about, sundown, brewster's millions wasn't a

wait, it what

[erica]

There was this adorable little Asian girl on the bus today saying things to her mom in Chinese and then singing the alphabet in English. Soooooooo cute. At age 3 or 4, she is much more impressive than I will ever be.

[Dollo]

My daughter was supposed to spend the night with her aunt the other night, but we got a call at about 7:30 that she wanted to come home. When I went to pick her up, she explained to me why she wanted to come home. She showed me two pinecones that she found while out walking: one was tall and wide, the other not as tall and more narrow. She said that she saw them and they reminded her of me and mom because we're the same shape and she missed us. This may be the sweetest thing that has ever occured on this planet.

That is terribly cute for a myriad of reasons, one of them being that your daughter thinks you're fat.

[Matt W]

This is the reason why the only comedic film MST3k ever did was that beach party movie that I can't remember the name of at the moment.

also the wild, wild world of batwoman

[Wes]

Yesterday I called Office Depot about an order I made that was cancelled and when I got through the lady transferred me over to some other guy, but before she did she said "hold on!" like I was going on a roller coaster ride. I was chuckling about it the whole time I was on hold. The littlest of all possible things.

[Duzzy Funlop]

I made the entire theater laugh when I yelled at the deus ex machina at the end of Stardust.

made a joke that made my entire class laugh yesterday

i've only done that twice since starting college and it's the greatest feeling ever.

[Matt W]

Ladies incoming Fuzzy Dunlop. Hold on!

[Alex]

I've done that too! It's a nice feeling, although I end up doing it way more than I ever mean to. I think I have a funny way of talking or something.

[Alex]

Buying a candy bar from a vending machine, and it decides to give you two!

[James]

the mysterious and benevolent wisdom of your tasty funtime mechanical god