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[Hanstock]

You know what, fuck everyone:

# Meatotomy - splitting of the underside of the glans penis
# Headsplitting - splitting of both the underside and the top of the glans penis
# Subincision - splitting of the underside of the penis, also called urethrotomy
# Superincision - splitting of the top of the penis

[Captain Hot Stuff]

Ewwwwww.

[James]

In recent years, support of Stalin has resurged. Millions of Russians, exasperated with the downfall of the economy and political instability after the breakup of the Soviet Union, want Stalin back. A recent controversial poll revealed that over thirty-five percent of Russians would vote for Stalin if he were still alive.[80]

that is fucking terrifying

[Wat, But A Girl]

I have spoken to a Russian who wanted Stalin back. He claimed that most of the horrible things about Stalin were western propaganda and that I was a fool to believe them.

Or, to put it another way: Stalin was too horrible for this man to believe he could be that bad

[DGMacphee]

Stalin - So evil, he'd hide in your grandfather's underpants just to rape your grandmother!

[James]

man that's like going to germany and telling someone about hitler's dastardly deeds (indeed) and they're just like "pfft naaaaw hahaha"

[Kyle]

Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon is the loosely translated title (see below) of an unauthorized Chinese 198-page book written and published in 2002. It was seen as an attempt to profit from the worldwide popularity of the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling, at a time when the anticipation for the fifth book in that series, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, had reached a fever pitch.

According to translated excerpts, almost the entire book consists of the verbatim text of The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien, with most names changed to those of Harry Potter characters (but not all – for instance, the master wizard is still referred to as "Gandalf"). The only parts that appear to be original writing are the first chapter and the last few paragraphs of the final chapter – in which, first, a magical rain turns Harry into a hobbit, and, finally, he returns to his normal self after going through Tolkien’s adventures.

The cover shows Harry riding a centaur (actually an illustration created by Warner Bros. to advertise the first film), which is battling a dragon (which appears to be Maleficent in dragon form from Disney's Sleeping Beauty).

The opening of Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon, translated into English, was included in several news articles about it. The BBC quoted the following translation.

"Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny."

[Captain Hot Stuff]

I've read that article before. I use Wikipedia way too much.