Progressive Boink

[Alicia]

Haha, I've never seen that movie, but that's awesome.

[webber Cooledge]

http://www.box.net/shared/1caobyighs

10th grade history class

lol @ australian accent

[More Like]

yo web-man when can we hear your voice

[normalman]

WALT WHITMAN WALT WHITMAN WALT WHITMAN

[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

So, this may not be processed yet on youtube, but it was the only way I could think of to get my recorded voice onto my computer...

Basically I used my digital camera to record myself reading the lyrics of my favorite song. Here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymfww_Uq2xg

[Kristen Smith]

i dunno, i think i like ruff riders anthem more.

[Justin]

i love the ryde or die vol. 1 version.

[Kristen]

better late than never ... now with more hot hot shitty microphone action

[Dollo]

stuff

For some reason, I didn't think you would sound that way. Now, I have no idea what I expected you to sound like - but it's just so...i dunno...girly? Yeah, maybe that's it; girly.

You sound like a girl. Pfffff - loser.

[Spoodles]

dj jazzy jeff is a seventy-year old man with emphysema

[Dollo]

Nah, she just sounds so incredibly young - and I wasn't expecting that. Fuck - I've been on these boards for the last 4 years - and I think she has too - so it's just odd that over that time span she would still sound so childlike. Just through me for a loop is all...

[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

Yyyyeah. I got really surprised by that, too. I always thought my voice was deeper, then I realized "oh...I'm a young girl, huh." Maybe this explains why I'm such a good over-the-phone fundraiser?

[the judo madonna]

I'm such a good over-the-phone fundraiser?

[s]$2.99 for the first minute, $1.99 each additional minute? [/s]

PHONE SEX OPERATOR JOKE!

[mreow]

I actually thought you sounded older than I expected Katherine. I don't think you sound like a kid. I like your voice, it's nice. You could read for those books on tapes. I like the part where you cough and say "pardon." So polite!

[normalman]

I read Stories of Intrigue last night, and enjoyed it immensely. One of the funniest things I've read in a long while.

Spent an hour this morning making a dramatic audio-book version, which may or may not have been a good idea. Regardless, the deed is done.

STORIES OF INTRIGUE

[Justin]

That was a heartwarming tribute, normalman.

[Daniel]

ah fuck yeah that's the stuff. i bet your throat hurts after that. me and kyle talked like that half the time we were in philadelphia hanging out with kayleigh and my throat hurt for two weeks afterward.

ending's perfect.

five stars!

[Whittle]

ahaha ill never get tired of the "food part" line

[normalman]

Thanks guys. I've currently been reading internet stories selected by guys in another forum. Of course, the things they picked are all too horrible to mention here.
I decided to read Stories of Intrigue because I needed something a little more sane. More or less. Anyway, I have trained extensively in the deep throaty voice technique. I can do it all day with no side effects.

[fergusnoodle]

My Mum enjoyed them she said Stories of Intrigue were very 'weird and also gruesome'.