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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Fri Apr 20, 2025 11:42 am

I took the liberty of recording a review. Become an informed consumer.

http://www.box.net/shared/yt6jgg51hi

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Postby Greg on Fri Apr 20, 2025 11:54 am

I could listen to you say "nastier looking" all day
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Postby Alicia on Fri Apr 20, 2025 12:00 pm

I could listen to him saying anything all day.
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Postby Kristen Smith on Fri Apr 20, 2025 12:52 pm

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I like to chat online and meet all kind of people. There nothing I love more than big hunk american man sausage. I could ride forever. My hobbies are panda, and garlic.
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Postby Jon on Fri Apr 20, 2025 1:48 pm

Terry Bannedcake wrote:I took the liberty of recording a review. Become an informed consumer.

http://www.box.net/shared/yt6jgg51hi


this is awesome

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Postby Jamie on Fri Apr 20, 2025 2:38 pm

When I played B's voice my son started to cry...
You better be careful what you say about Rick Moranis too, he might come over here looking for you
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Postby Five Tools Playa on Fri Apr 20, 2025 8:22 pm

B soundin' like Samoa Joe itt.
It's like one of those races where you have to balance an egg on a spoon the whole time, except you want the egg to fuck you. So... yeah, exactly like those spoon races.
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Postby webber Cooledge on Sat Apr 21, 2025 12:24 am

Terry Bannedcake wrote:I took the liberty of recording a review. Become an informed consumer.

http://www.box.net/shared/yt6jgg51hi

[15:21] KebabPants: http://www.box.net/shared/yt6jgg51hi
[15:22] KebabPants: that is terry
[15:22] fergusnoodle: socuet

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Postby Justin on Sat Apr 21, 2025 3:12 am

[15:22] KebabPants: hey can you go get me a bawls from the fridge
[15:23] fergusnoodle: sure thing
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Postby Mike on Sat Apr 21, 2025 8:35 am

emily wrote:I love these threads and encourage everyone to participate. Don't feel obligated to read a Dugout however.



(Feel obligated to read something I wrote.)


ok

https://www.progressiveboink.com/mike/emily.mp3
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Postby Bill on Sat Apr 21, 2025 11:27 am

that is so fucking radio
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Postby emily on Sat Apr 21, 2025 3:32 pm

Terry Bannedcake wrote:I took the liberty of recording a review. Become an informed consumer.

http://www.box.net/shared/yt6jgg51hi



Damnit, crush back on. :oops:


Also, :macaroniheart Mike, even though hearing my stuff read aloud makes me sound like a psycho.
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fixed.
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Postby Alicia on Sat Apr 21, 2025 4:33 pm

Haha, nah, that was awesome.
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Postby endlessmike on Mon Apr 23, 2025 2:00 am

justin that is hysterical

i just listened to terry five times in a row
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Postby Mike on Mon Apr 23, 2025 2:23 am

emily wrote::macaroniheart Mike, even though hearing my stuff read aloud makes me sound like a psycho.

No I made you sound like a psycho on purpose. 8)
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Postby Terry Cheesecake on Tue Apr 24, 2025 12:08 pm

Well, apparently if I could bottle and sell my accent I'd be a rich man.

Here's a challenge, record yourselves saying these place names, no cheating and looking up how they should be said.

Auchtermuchtie
Edinburgh
Brechin
Milngavie
Kirkcudbright
Auchenshuggle
Sauchiehall Street

enjoy.

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Postby Alicia on Tue Apr 24, 2025 12:36 pm

http://www.box.net/shared/ey2oz5kuqg

Completely wrong, right?

Edit: Does my phone really make me sound like I'm mumbling all the time?
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Postby Spoodles on Tue Apr 24, 2025 5:06 pm

http://www.box.net/shared/ovzj9kuejj
This is a brief (2:20) excerpt from a surrealist story I wrote called "The Night After" about a woman who is dealing with being raped the previous evening.


http://www.box.net/shared/ou52a1tdpk

Spoogles, LOL wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM THE SHADOW ACCOUNT OF the devil's butthole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Bill wrote:spoodles record yourself saying that for the introduce your voice thread

word filter included
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Postby Kyle on Tue Apr 24, 2025 5:10 pm

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Postby More Like on Sat Apr 28, 2025 12:57 pm

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