Progressive Boink

[Mike]

Oh my GOD.

[Hanstock]

I am in a band.

http://www.myspace.com/thegunslinger

[B]

And I'm proud to have written the second track on that page

(let me write more songs)

[7th]

Oh my GOD.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[the judo madonna]

I'm just asking for ridicule with this one, but what the hell.

http://www.the7thlevel.com/7thjukebox/track6.mp3

Don't say I didn't warn you

That's like saying "OK, i'm going to give you a haircut, but i'm not that good at it", and then sticking someones head into a lawnmower, and then being like "Don't say i didn't warn you".

[Alicia]

I wish I could record my giggle fit right now, or my face with my hand covering my mouth like /snicker.

[7th]

Well for one thing I was attempting to sound like an obnoxious straight edge singer. I'm also playing guitar on that track, when I'd never attempt that style of song before. The whole thing was done in under an hour, including writing the vocals. It's just the only sample of my "voice" I have online, even though it's completely distored and unrecognizable. I've played it to people who know me and I've had to actually sing a few bars of it to prove it's actually me.

[the judo madonna]

I'm just bustin' yer balls, 7th.

I don't even have the cajones to do karaoke.

[7th]

The whole thing was done as a joke, so if you're laughing from listening to it, then mission accomplished.

[Kristen Smith]

These are pretty great. Justin's made me laugh pretty hard, and so did 7th's, but for completely different reasons

[B]

Here's my contribution from the last time we had this thread:

https://www.progressiveboink.com/b/bvoice.wav

as well as Lindy's, which is adorable

https://www.progressiveboink.com/lindy/voice.WAV

[7th]

Waiting for Kirsten to say "THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT ART!" :)

[James]

Here's my contribution from the last time we had this thread:

https://www.progressiveboink.com/b/bvoice.wav

superman is still a dick btw

[Kristen Smith]

it's art if you say it is, right?

[7th]

Well, I say it's crap, but that was what we were trying to say about straight edge music, so maybe it is art. DISNEY HONK FART

[7th]

The worst part is that this is just one of many songs we did that day in this same general style. I remember I posted one in here about 2 years ago for a laugh and B called something like "Not-So-Good Charlotte." :)

[Justin]

7th, please feel free to drag out conversation regarding your terrible song for another seven posts, with each ending in an emoticon that does not work.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

Anyone interested in seeing me eat shit and give my death groan/laugh:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 1950413489

Anyone interested in hearing my go-to wrestling announcer voice:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 1926933266

[Justin]

oh god i had to close the tab when the one kid started the road dogg entrance routine. it was too awkward to watch something like that be applied in a real life public setting.

[Rusty Cooledge v2]

I tried to tell him not to do it, I really did.