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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Jim on Tue Apr 21, 2025 6:58 am

So my fiance was the passenger in a car that rolled twice and landed upside down tonight. She walked away with some minor cuts and a couple bumps on her head. They didn't find anything wrong with her at the emergency room. They did -- however -- have to cut her engagement ring off of her. She found the center stone lying in the bottom of her purse amongst the glass. All things considered, it could have been way worse. Still scared the shit out of me.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by wha on Tue Apr 21, 2025 11:26 am

Holy wow. That's so scary. I'm glad she's okay.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Just!n on Tue Apr 21, 2025 3:19 pm

Jim wrote:They did -- however -- have to cut her engagement ring off of her. She found the center stone lying in the bottom of her purse amongst the glass. All things considered, it could have been way worse. Still scared the shit out of me.

I would've been scared too. That ring must've cost a fortune!

Tell her I said "s'up 'walking away from a horrible car accident with nothing but a few scrapes, bruises and a killer story to regale people at parties with later in life' buddy!"
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by B on Tue Apr 21, 2025 7:47 pm

I have decided to be vegetarian again! Thanks a lot, influential people in Philadelphia!
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Whittle on Tue Apr 21, 2025 7:52 pm

8) !

make sure you get b12 from vitamins or from fortified pudding

also i dont think we directly influenced you (be veg or else), but hopefully the enchiladas were influential enough.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by More Like on Tue Apr 21, 2025 8:07 pm

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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Andy on Tue Apr 21, 2025 8:12 pm

tomato pie is pretty tasty as i am now aware!!!
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by B on Tue Apr 21, 2025 8:30 pm

Whittle wrote:make sure you get b12 from vitamins or from fortified pudding


a constant, consistent diet of pudding, potato chips, and juice boxes
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Magnus J. Perriculum on Tue Apr 21, 2025 10:12 pm

Jim, real glad to hear your fiancee's ok, man. Definitely worth losing a ring over.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Fuzzy Dunlop on Tue Apr 21, 2025 10:26 pm

jeeeeez at first i thought jim said that they had to cut her ring finger off. losing a ring is much better than that! but it sucks regardless of course, and it's a great thing she came out of it okay.

B: awesome. i strayed from being veg for a while, but over the past few months i've completely rid meat from my diet again. mostly with the help of morningstar farms products, which i am constantly eating all the time.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Raymond Stereo on Wed Apr 22, 2025 1:56 am

B wrote:I have decided to be vegetarian again!

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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by A Link To The Matt on Wed Apr 22, 2025 2:17 am

Once the movie comes out, hes gonna go Vegan
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by B on Wed Apr 22, 2025 5:39 am

I'm pretty close to it already. I turned down cheese with dinner, and non-vegan cake just didn't taste as good to me as it should've. Philadelphia was my personal diet Siege Perilous, I guess.
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Re: A Thread for the Posting of Life Upates that Carry Some Weig

by Randy on Wed Apr 22, 2025 12:23 pm

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