Clandestine Claus

There was a decorated poster with a thread of gold...

Would you participate in Secret Santa?

Poll ended at Sat Nov 24, 2025 4:47 am

yase
23
82%
nyet
5
17%
 
Total votes : 28

Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby baollis on Fri Dec 21, 2025 9:41 pm

I have yet to send mine yet as the post offiuce hours and my working hours are exactly the sames..
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Mike on Sat Dec 22, 2025 1:14 am

All parcels sent. Staying on the Internet.
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Andy on Sat Dec 22, 2025 2:40 am

Im not sure whether you edited it away, or my browser actually did originally misread your post as "staying image on the internet"
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Mike on Sat Dec 22, 2025 3:13 am

Haha no I put that in the first time.
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Alan on Sat Dec 22, 2025 8:07 am

I had an awesome surprise this evening, a package waiting for me in the kitchen!


Clockwise from left: A viewfinder; Charlie Brown Christmas slides for said viewfinder; Lego magnets!; Envelope and card(with name spelled correctly!); Three official Buffy comics!

This was such a nice surprise, and I feel so bad the gift I ordered hasn't been shipped yet :(

Regardless, thank you so much Molly! I love it!

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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Mally on Sat Dec 22, 2025 8:29 am

Yay you got it, and it only took a week! :D

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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Greg on Sat Dec 22, 2025 9:25 am

My gift should arrive tomorrow.

BUT WAIT

I HAVEN'T MAILED IT YET

HOW CAN THIS BE?

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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Matt W on Sat Dec 22, 2025 2:01 pm

You're lying about one of your statements?

I'm just joshin' man. Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Range Model Air Rifle Box Cutter for one lucky boy or girl this Christmas!
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Mike on Sat Dec 22, 2025 2:13 pm

Or he got someone who lives near him and is going to deliver it in person.
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Greg on Sun Dec 23, 2025 12:51 am

The sandwich has been dropped, repeat delta one, the sandwich has been dropped.

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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Spoodles on Sun Dec 23, 2025 6:10 am

my mysterious benefactor surprised me with an awesome gift this very day!



thank you stranger! i love postsecret! anybody gonna fess up to being from chicago?
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Re: Clandestine Claus

Postby Hanstock on Sun Dec 23, 2025 4:48 pm

The bad news: My ordered gift for my person has not arrived to ME, thus has not yet been shipped to THEM. (patience! dear friend)

The good news: the gift is fucking awesome so you better appreciate all i do for you

jk we 8)
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